Kong Quotes in Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

Kong: [in Thai] Duck fucker!

Joe: [giving Kong a phone] Keep that with you at all times.

Kong: I already have a good phone.

Joe: Now you have two. You answer whenever it rings. If I call and you don't answer, you don't get paid. Time is very important. If I tell you to be somewhere and you are a minute late, you don't get paid. Understand?

Francis: [spotting a dead cat with her stomach and throat ripped out] Oh my God...

Kong: Looks like he's run out of steam suddenly, that's what happens to you when you eat too much junk food.

Francis: Yeah I'm out of breath and it looks like I'm not the only one.

[indicating the dead cat]

Kong: What bullshit you talking now?

[gasps]

Kong: Solitaire! Oh Solitaire! What have they done to you? What the hell has that evil bastard done? My lovely, lovely Solitaire!

[cries]

Francis: Who was she?

Hermann 1: Solitaire was the boss' favorite girl, and chances are those are his family you can see as well.

[pointing out the dead kitten fetuses]

Kong: I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna hamburger him, I'll tear his balls off and stuff them down his throat, what kind of heartless bastard would do this? Who? Who? Tell me!

[to Francis]

Kong: Was it you? No, you didn't have the time. Well then who did it? Who was it?

Kong: [laughs] Bluebeard! You ugly old furball! I see you've been cruising the gay scene for a change! That cute little thing behind you is a juicy little number!

Kong: [to Francis] And as for you cutie pie, you can bet your sweet whiskers, that you and me, just the two of us, got a date. And in the not too distant future, that you won't forget in a hurry. So, until then, sweet thing.