Knud Quotes in The One and Only (1999)

Mgala: [to Adoptionsdame] Fuck!

Knud: [to Adoptionsdame] Err - the... African means "Hello".

Adoptionsdame: [to Mgala] Well... fuck, fuck then.

Knud: If your dick was a pizza which number would it be?

Knud: [speaking about adoptation with Niels] Negro meets negro-lady; negro has fun with negro-lady; negro leaves negro-lady, and now you have to take the responsibility?

Knud: If you were Ludo pieces... Would you have been captured now?