Klitz Quotes in The Girl Next Door (2004)

Eli: Dude!

Matthew: I know.

Klitz: Dude!

Matthew: I know.

Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.

Klitz: A tripod?

Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!

Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?

April: Is your name really Clitz?

Klitz: Yeah, with a K.

Matthew: What happened?

Eli: Things got bad.

Klitz: BOLT! BOLT!

Klitz: [running away] Dude, wait up!

Eli: [running in front of Klitz] Fuck you, dude!

Matthew: Do you have the fever?

Klitz: No. Why? Do you?

Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.

[turns to Eli]

Matthew: 'Bout you?

Eli: I just gotta fuck something.

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?

Klitz: With a K.