Kit Keller Quotes in A League of Their Own (1992)

Dottie Hinson: Lay off the high ones!

Kit Keller: I like the high ones!

Dottie Hinson: Mule!

Kit Keller: Nag!

[Ernie sees Dottie and Kit vigorously milking cows]

Ernie Capadino: Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?

Dottie Hinson: Doesn't seem to.

Ernie Capadino: Well, that would bruise the hell out of me.

Dottie Hinson: Who ARE you?

Ernie Capadino: I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?

Dottie Hinson: Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

Ernie Capadino: That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?

Dottie Hinson: Huh?

Ernie Capadino: Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.

Kit Keller: Professional - baseball?

Ernie Capadino: Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.

Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy.

Ernie Capadino: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?

Kit Keller: You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." Should've just had you and bought a dog!

Mae Mordabito: [at Tryouts] Ya know they got over a hundred girls here. So some of yous are going home.

Kit Keller: What do you mean some of us?

[Doris throws a fast ball at Kit, which Dottie catches with her bare hands]

Mae Mordabito: OK, some of them are going home.

Doris Murphy: Hey, how'd you do that?

Dottie Hinson: It was an important game; it got us into the playoffs.

Kit Keller: I could have finished.

Dottie Hinson: The way you were pitching, Stilwell could have hit off you.

Kit Keller: Hey, Dottie? thanks for gettin' me into the league.

Dottie Hinson: You got yourself into the league. I just got you on the train.

Dottie Hinson: I'm so sick of being blamed for every thing that's bothering you. I got you into this league, God damnit! I didn't even want to be here.

Kit Keller: Then why are you still here?

Kit Keller: My train leaves at eight o'clock, I've got ten minutes to pack.

Dottie Hinson: Well, if you have any trouble, you know who to blame.

Kit Keller: [while the team is stranded out on the road] Dottie, you going to come with us?

Dottie Hinson: Where are you going?

Mae Mordabito: A road house called the Sud's Bucket.

Dottie Hinson: Ah, no. You know, I'm married...

Doris Murphy: C'mon Dottie, you ain't on the farm any more, live a little bit!

Miss Cuthbert: Girls, girls, please! Mr. Goosatelli shan't be returning.

[Goes back on the bus]

Dottie Hinson: Hey, what are you going to do about Ms. Cuthbert? How are you going to get past her?

Kit Keller: Mae's going to poison her dinner.

Dottie Hinson: WHAT?

[Girls laugh]

[Bobby comes home with a busted lip and a black eye]

Gus Keller: Look at this.

Kit Keller: Oh!...

Gus Keller: Can you imagine what he's done now? Ask him if the police are very far behind him.

Kit Keller: It's those no good friends of his.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] The police are not behind me and it's not my friends, okay? My friends won't beat me up like this.

Gus Keller: Ask him if I'm gonna get sued. Check out if he's got any teeth left. I can't afford the dental bills.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] You know, it's no wonder I'm so screwed up! I mean, look at you guys. You don't even talk to me. I'm your son, remember? Why don't you ever give me the benefit of the doubt? You don't even ask me if anything's wrong. You don't even ask me if I'm hurt. I mean, what's the matter with you? You don't understand what it's like to be a kid in today's society! I'm trying my hardest! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I screamed. It's just really upsetting. I-I try to do everything I can and I'm studying hard and I'm going to do good on my SATs on Saturday. I'm going to.

Gus Keller: Yeah. Sure.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] I mean, I'm working really hard. I just need you to help me. I cannot do this without you.

Gus Keller: Okay.

Kit Keller: Okay.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] Goodnight, uh... Goodnight, Gus and... Kit. Goodnight.

Kit Keller: Goodnight, honey.

[Bobby leaves the room]

Gus Keller: When did he start calling us Gus and Kit?