Kit Quotes in Billy Jack (1971)

Cindy: Hey! Why isnt anybody going in?

Martin: They're afraid to go in.

Cindy: Why?

Martin: Indians aren't allowed in some of the stores here.

Cindy: What do you mean "not allowed"? I don't see a sign.

Kit: Indians don't need a sign, they know damn well where they're not wanted.

Cindy: Then why are you going in?

Kit: 'Cause I like ice cream.

Kit: [Rich Man and LuLu are hugging in public while Man is supposed to be working] Excuse me! Excuse me!

[Goes in-between them and looks at Man's badge]

Kit: Super Intendant Man? What is this? A "Days of our Lives" reunion?

Kit: [Silver Hawk has just jumped over Man's car on her bike] Woooh! Yes!

[while leaning over Man]

Kit: That's my idol! Don't worry, she'll save the professor!

Rich Man: Get off me! What am I? Chopped liver?

Kit: It could even be totally voice-activated!

Rich Man: Hmm... Kinda like you?

Kit: Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.

Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

[Vivian calls Kit]

Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?

Kit: Ma?

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

Vivian: Take care of you.

Kit: Oh no, come on, you don't know that. Hey he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um you know get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know.

[Kit is streetwalking]

Kit: Hey yo, baby!

Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.

Kit: Dream on!

Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.

Vivian: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.

Kit: You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much.

Kit's Date: How much longer do we have to stay? I have midterms tomorrow!

Kit: [starts choking a little] Shhh!

Kit: [to Milly] : Why didn't you say you were feeling unwell?

Scarlett: You really don't know women, dad.

Mimi: If I win this competition, I get a record deal!

Kit: Mimi, you're pregnant. What, are you just gonna be some big fat pregnant superstar?

Paula: Hey-hey.

Kit: Hey... Paula... Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.

Paula: It's Friday.

Kit: Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.

Paula: Huh... for the third straight week.

Kit: There's talk of making it permanent.

Paula: Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?

Kit: Right, but for booze.

Kit: Shut up, you whore!

Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh, I'm sorry. Was I sipping too loudly for you?

Kit: No, you're not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window! What the hell kind of devil-bird chirps at night?

Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?

Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

Kit: You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.

Ace: I'll give you a Canadian Goose.

[she slaps him, then a moment later, grabs him and kisses him passionately]

Kit: I smell something. D'you smell something?

Paula: Oh! Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.

Kit: No, that's not it. I smell... fun.

Paula: What?

Kit: You are a dirty little fun-haver.

Kit: [inquiring after Tripp's buddies] The tall one's kinda cute. What's he do?

Paula: Oh, he's some kind of software writer. He works out of his basement, but he makes a lot of money. Oh, you know what? No, that's the little guy. The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.

Kit: [mockingly] How will I choose?

Paula: Do you know I have a contract? I-I-I have... I have fiduciary responsibilities to uphold.

Kit: From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?

[Paula gasps]

Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place, or anyone I work with.

Paula: Oh, good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.

Kit: [sarcastically] Yeah.

Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading her not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...

Kit: Oh... A copy that, too, right here!

Paula: I had a nice time.

Tripp: I did, too.

Paula: Good.

Tripp: I had fun.

Paula: Good.

Kit: [screaming at the bird outside] SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY BASTARD BIRD!

Paula: Hey, Kit.

Kit: What? Hi. Can you guys see me?

Paula: Yeah.

Tripp: Yeah.

Kit: Oh, great.

Tripp: What?

Paula: Dinner and a show.

[kisses him]

Paula: Good night.

Tripp: Good night.

Kit: [finding out that Paula has set her up with Ace] No.

Paula: It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.

Kit: First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.

Paula: No, I don't... I don't think that I did that.

Paula: Oh, my God. I am the worst person in the world.

Kit: Oh, hey, you're home. Great.

Paula: I have to break up with Tripp. I'm... I'm terminating my contract, and... I can't do it.

Kit: Look, I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.

Kit: White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

Kit: It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

Kit: Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1.

Kit: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #2.

Kit: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3.

Kit: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't.

Kit: The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3.

Freddy: So what? So what you saying?

Kit: What am I saying? KKK appears in this script 486 times!

Kit: [looking around] Hey! Freddy?

Slater: You heard me Kincade, don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?

Kit: Hey, the plutonium is mine, its been registered for religious purposes!

Slater: [confused] You, you actually have some plutonium?

Robert K. Bowfinger: [listening] He's got *plutonium*?

Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...

Kit: Hey, what did you just say?

Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...

Kit: 'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?

Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?

Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!

Freddy: Shakespeare?

Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: And what is it that we don't do?

Kit: Oh, man!

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: What is it?

Kit: Look, I have to show it to the Laker Girls.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: You cannot show it to the Laker Girls. I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls but you can never show it to the Laker Girls. Keep Mr Weenie in the pants. Always in the pants.

Kit: The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

Daisy: [Delivering her lines] Keith! Get in! We have to get to the alien antenna!

Kit: [Finally convinced it's real] Yes, but we must hurry!

Kit: [Turns to his assistant] I am Kieth!

Kit: Them people can't speak English good!

Kit: The sickness is deep.

Claire: Somewhere... I don't know where... I turned a corner and there was no turning back. Somewhere I made a mistake.

Kit: Don't mourn it, sweet, it's all right. The marvellous thing about making mistakes is that you can keep making them, the same ones, over and over again.

Kit: And what were you born for, my sweet?

Desdra: You know, I was born to forgive you the morning.

Kit: Dog that I am, WOOF WOOF

Kit: WE all thought the show would be a success, but since it wasn't I hardly see how I should be responsible for the hotel bill... so why don't we go down into the bar... order some drinks on the room... and... think about it.

Kit: Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!

Kit: Oh, ha ha. HA HA HA HA! That's really funny, you guys. Really funny! Fuck you!

Kit: And don't anyone say "April Fool's" again or I'll rip them apart!

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Kit: Come to daddy, boys!

Kit: I've got an opening for a new girlfriend. What do you say?

Megan: Fuck you!

Kit: Oh, attitude. I like that in a girl.

Cym: Look, I don't know why you can't just let this girl go.

Kit: Never mind that and just keep driving.

Cym: Well, why do you have to keep pursuing her.

Kit: It's unfinished business.