Kit Quotes in Billy Jack (1971)


Kit Quotes:

  • Cindy: Hey! Why isnt anybody going in?

    Martin: They're afraid to go in.

    Cindy: Why?

    Martin: Indians aren't allowed in some of the stores here.

    Cindy: What do you mean "not allowed"? I don't see a sign.

    Kit: Indians don't need a sign, they know damn well where they're not wanted.

    Cindy: Then why are you going in?

    Kit: 'Cause I like ice cream.

  • Kit: [Rich Man and LuLu are hugging in public while Man is supposed to be working] Excuse me! Excuse me!

    [Goes in-between them and looks at Man's badge]

    Kit: Super Intendant Man? What is this? A "Days of our Lives" reunion?

  • Kit: [Silver Hawk has just jumped over Man's car on her bike] Woooh! Yes!

    [while leaning over Man]

    Kit: That's my idol! Don't worry, she'll save the professor!

    Rich Man: Get off me! What am I? Chopped liver?

  • Kit: It could even be totally voice-activated!

    Rich Man: Hmm... Kinda like you?

  • Kit: Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

  • [Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]

    Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.

    Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

  • [Vivian calls Kit]

    Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?

    Kit: Ma?

  • Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

    Vivian: Take care of you.

  • Kit: Oh no, come on, you don't know that. Hey he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um you know get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know.

  • [Kit is streetwalking]

    Kit: Hey yo, baby!

    Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.

    Kit: Dream on!

  • Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.

    Vivian: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.

  • Kit: You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much.

  • Kit's Date: How much longer do we have to stay? I have midterms tomorrow!

    Kit: [starts choking a little] Shhh!

  • Kit: [to Milly] : Why didn't you say you were feeling unwell?

    Scarlett: You really don't know women, dad.

  • Mimi: If I win this competition, I get a record deal!

    Kit: Mimi, you're pregnant. What, are you just gonna be some big fat pregnant superstar?

  • Paula: Hey-hey.

    Kit: Hey... Paula... Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.

    Paula: It's Friday.

    Kit: Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.

    Paula: Huh... for the third straight week.

    Kit: There's talk of making it permanent.

    Paula: Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?

    Kit: Right, but for booze.

  • Kit: Shut up, you whore!

    Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh, I'm sorry. Was I sipping too loudly for you?

    Kit: No, you're not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window! What the hell kind of devil-bird chirps at night?

  • Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?

    Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

  • Kit: You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.

    Ace: I'll give you a Canadian Goose.

    [she slaps him, then a moment later, grabs him and kisses him passionately]

  • Kit: I smell something. D'you smell something?

    Paula: Oh! Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.

    Kit: No, that's not it. I smell... fun.

    Paula: What?

    Kit: You are a dirty little fun-haver.

  • Kit: [inquiring after Tripp's buddies] The tall one's kinda cute. What's he do?

    Paula: Oh, he's some kind of software writer. He works out of his basement, but he makes a lot of money. Oh, you know what? No, that's the little guy. The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.

    Kit: [mockingly] How will I choose?

  • Paula: Do you know I have a contract? I-I-I have... I have fiduciary responsibilities to uphold.

    Kit: From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?

    [Paula gasps]

  • Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place, or anyone I work with.

    Paula: Oh, good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.

    Kit: [sarcastically] Yeah.

  • Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading her not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...

    Kit: Oh... A copy that, too, right here!

  • Paula: I had a nice time.

    Tripp: I did, too.

    Paula: Good.

    Tripp: I had fun.

    Paula: Good.

    Kit: [screaming at the bird outside] SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY BASTARD BIRD!

    Paula: Hey, Kit.

    Kit: What? Hi. Can you guys see me?

    Paula: Yeah.

    Tripp: Yeah.

    Kit: Oh, great.

    Tripp: What?

    Paula: Dinner and a show.

    [kisses him]

    Paula: Good night.

    Tripp: Good night.

  • Kit: [finding out that Paula has set her up with Ace] No.

    Paula: It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.

    Kit: First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.

    Paula: No, I don't... I don't think that I did that.

  • Paula: Oh, my God. I am the worst person in the world.

    Kit: Oh, hey, you're home. Great.

    Paula: I have to break up with Tripp. I'm... I'm terminating my contract, and... I can't do it.

  • Kit: Look, I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.

  • Kit: White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

  • Kit: It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

  • Kit: Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!

  • Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1.

    Kit: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.

    Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #2.

    Kit: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.

    Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3.

    Kit: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't.

  • Kit: The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3.

    Freddy: So what? So what you saying?

    Kit: What am I saying? KKK appears in this script 486 times!

  • Kit: [looking around] Hey! Freddy?

    Slater: You heard me Kincade, don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?

    Kit: Hey, the plutonium is mine, its been registered for religious purposes!

    Slater: [confused] You, you actually have some plutonium?

    Robert K. Bowfinger: [listening] He's got *plutonium*?

  • Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...

    Kit: Hey, what did you just say?

    Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...

    Kit: 'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?

    Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?

    Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!

    Freddy: Shakespeare?

    Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

  • Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: And what is it that we don't do?

    Kit: Oh, man!

    Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: What is it?

    Kit: Look, I have to show it to the Laker Girls.

    Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: You cannot show it to the Laker Girls. I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls but you can never show it to the Laker Girls. Keep Mr Weenie in the pants. Always in the pants.

  • Kit: The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

  • Daisy: [Delivering her lines] Keith! Get in! We have to get to the alien antenna!

    Kit: [Finally convinced it's real] Yes, but we must hurry!

    Kit: [Turns to his assistant] I am Kieth!

  • Kit: Them people can't speak English good!

  • Kit: The sickness is deep.

  • Claire: Somewhere... I don't know where... I turned a corner and there was no turning back. Somewhere I made a mistake.

    Kit: Don't mourn it, sweet, it's all right. The marvellous thing about making mistakes is that you can keep making them, the same ones, over and over again.

  • Kit: And what were you born for, my sweet?

    Desdra: You know, I was born to forgive you the morning.

    Kit: Dog that I am, WOOF WOOF

  • Kit: WE all thought the show would be a success, but since it wasn't I hardly see how I should be responsible for the hotel bill... so why don't we go down into the bar... order some drinks on the room... and... think about it.

  • Kit: Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!

  • Kit: Oh, ha ha. HA HA HA HA! That's really funny, you guys. Really funny! Fuck you!

  • Kit: And don't anyone say "April Fool's" again or I'll rip them apart!

    SkipArch: Cough-cough-April Fool's!-cough-cough

  • Kit: Come to daddy, boys!

  • Kit: I've got an opening for a new girlfriend. What do you say?

    Megan: Fuck you!

    Kit: Oh, attitude. I like that in a girl.

  • Cym: Look, I don't know why you can't just let this girl go.

    Kit: Never mind that and just keep driving.

    Cym: Well, why do you have to keep pursuing her.

    Kit: It's unfinished business.

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