Kingsman Tailor Quotes in Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Kingsman Tailor: Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.

[Valentine and Gazelle step out of Fitting Room 1]

Valentine: Mr. DeVere. What a coincidence. You are totally the reason I'm here. When you left my house, I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. And since I'm going to Royal Ascot, apparently you need one of these penguin suits. Here I am. What are you doing here?

[Valentine shakes hands with Eggsy]

Valentine: What's up, man? Richmond Valentine.

Harry Hart: This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.

Valentine: Another coincidence. So am I.

Harry Hart: Did you have any chance to think further on my proposal?

Valentine: Most definitely. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.

Harry Hart: A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat. I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.

Valentine: 'Lox', as in smoked fish?

Harry Hart: As in 'locked up'.

Valentine: Oh. I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny.

Kingsman Tailor: I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentlemen is completing his fitting. Fitting Room Two is available.

Harry Hart: One does not use Fitting Room Two when popping one's cherry. Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.