King of the Moon Quotes in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

King of the Moon: [upon noticing his wife's head is absent] You're not here. Where're you? Where- You're with the baron! You are with that *little* man! You told me size don't make a difference!

King of the Moon: I think, therefore you is.

[after the King of the Moon's body crashes, his head flies free]

King of the Moon: I'm free! I'm free at last! The body is dead! The body is dead, long live the head, it's finished, finito, heh-heh! Bye, body! Ha-ha! I shall prove a head does not need a body to survive! I am omnipotent, ha-ha! Yes... OH! Oh no, I got an itch! Oh, no! Oh no, oh no... AH-CHOOOOO!

[the force of the sneeze rockets him backwards and out of sight]

King of the Moon: No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!

King of the Moon: I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use 'em, baby!

King of the Moon: I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto. But you may call me Ray.

King of the Moon: My kingdom for a handkerchief!

King of the Moon: I've got a galaxy to run. I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms.