King Candy Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

King Candy: [puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]

King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played.

King Candy: It's game over for both of you!

Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me!

King Candy: Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race.

Wreck-It Ralph: *Why* are you people so against her?

King Candy: I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good.

[Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]

King Candy: All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.

Vanellope von Schweetz: [terrified, pounding on the barrier surrounding Sugar Rush] Help! Somebody come help!

[being sucked into a vortex]

Vanellope von Schweetz: Noooooo!

King Candy: And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.

Wreck-It Ralph: You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!

King Candy: And... if they don't?

[Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]

King Candy: Have some candy!

[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle]

King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?

King Candy: [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy!

Wreck-It Ralph: [looks around] I see you're a fan of pink.

King Candy: Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm... what are you doing here?

King Candy: [to Wreck-It Ralph] Is that a threat I smell? Whooo... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from!

King Candy: Stop in the name of the king!

King Candy: And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon!

Wreck-It Ralph: "Fungeon"?

King Candy: Fun-Dungeon. It's a play on words. Get it?

[Ralph stares blankly]

King Candy: A play on... never mind!