King Candy Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
King Candy Quotes:
King Candy: [puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's... that's... well-played.
King Candy: It's game over for both of you!
Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me!
King Candy: Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race.
Wreck-It Ralph: *Why* are you people so against her?
King Candy: I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good.
[Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]
King Candy: All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [terrified, pounding on the barrier surrounding Sugar Rush] Help! Somebody come help!
[being sucked into a vortex]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Noooooo!
King Candy: And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!
King Candy: And... if they don't?
[Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]
King Candy: Have some candy!
[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle]
King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?
King Candy: [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy!
Wreck-It Ralph: [looks around] I see you're a fan of pink.
King Candy: Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm... what are you doing here?
King Candy: [to Wreck-It Ralph] Is that a threat I smell? Whooo... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from!
King Candy: Stop in the name of the king!
King Candy: And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon!
Wreck-It Ralph: "Fungeon"?
King Candy: Fun-Dungeon. It's a play on words. Get it?
[Ralph stares blankly]
King Candy: A play on... never mind!
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