Kimmy Quotes in The Hangover Part II (2011)

Kimmy: There is a reason its called Bangkok, sweetie.

Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.

Alan: Classic Stu.

Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...

Phil: You're not married yet it's no big deal.

Stu Price: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.

Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.

Stu Price: Load?

Alan: What load?

Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.

Stu Price: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?

Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!

Kimmy: [about David] Oh, my God. He is, like, so pathetic. I can't believe you're, like, related to him!

Jennifer: Only on my parents' side.

Kimmy: Yeah, but you guys are, like, twins and stuff. You must be from the cool side of the uterus.