Kim Jong-un Quotes in The Interview (2014)

Kim Jong-un: You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.

Dave Skylark: [admires a war tank] Holy fuckamole. Is that real?

Kim Jong-un: It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin

Dave Skylark: In my country it's pronounced Stallone.

Kim Jong-un: You're so funny, Dave.

Dave Skylark: [singing] ... just own the night! Like it's the 4th of July!

Kim Jong-un: [crying] No, not the chorus, please!

Dave Skylark: [singing] Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!

Kim Jong-un: [On Katy Perry's music] It's so empowering.

Kim Jong-un: I have no comment on Margaritas.

Dave Skylark: Then why don't you drink them?

Kim Jong-un: I don't like brain freeze.

[crying]

Kim Jong-un: Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.

Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!

Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your *favorite*!

Kim Jong-un: Katy who?

[after a General says that Dave had ironically honey-potted him]

Kim Jong-un: [in Korean] Ironic! IRONIC!

[shoots the General in the ass]

Kim Jong-un: [in Korean] Your butthole is ironic!

Kim Jong-un: Good morning, Dave.

Dave Skylark: Good morning.