Kim Quotes in Taken (2008)

Kim: You don't have to worry.

Bryan Mills: That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie.

Kim: Mom said your job made you paranoid.

Bryan: Well, my job made me aware.

Kim: Where are we?

Bryan: I told you. It's a surprise.

[Sheerah opens the door]

Sheerah: Hi.

Bryan: Hi.

[Kim stares at Sheerah, stunned to meet her face to face]

Bryan: [chuckles] When someone says 'hi,' it's usually polite to say 'hi' back.

Kim: H-Hi.

Bryan Mills: I'm not comfortable with this.

Kim: Dad.

Bryan Mills: I know the world, sweetie.

Kim: Dad, please...

Bryan Mills: I don't think a seventeen-year-old should be traveling alone.

Kim: I'm not gonna be alone.

Bryan Mills: Two seventeen-year-olds.

Kim: Amanda's nineteen!

Bryan Mills: How about this? How about if I go along? You won't even know I'm there. I'm very good at being invisible.

Lenore: As you so amply demonstrated for the rest of her life.

[last lines]

Sheerah: So I heard you want to be a singer?

Kim: I do.

Bryan: She does.

Sheerah: Well, come on in. Let's see what you got.

Lee: You carry a gun?

Kim: Uh-Huh.

Lee: Do you have a license to carry it?

Kim: Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.

Lee: Oh, I didn't know you were... Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Abernathy: Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.

Kim: I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.

Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.

Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!

Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight.

Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.

Abernathy: There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.

Kim: Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shot that nigga down!

Abernathy: How about a knife at least.

Kim: Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!

Kim: Oh you know I can't let you go...

Abernathy: Kim?

Kim: Not without tappin' that ass...

Zoe Bell: Umm Kim?

Kim: One... More... TIME!

Zoe: I'll be your slave. I'll do anything you want... I'll even crack your back.

Kim: You'll do that anyways.

Zoe: Yes, but this time, you won't even have to ask, you can just say "Bitch, do it" and I'll do it.

Kim: Actually, we're paying you a compliment cause we're gonna do some stupid shit, but that's ok, cause we're stunt people, we ain't got good sense, but you've got good sense, and anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doin'.

Kim: Now, what did you say after the last time?

Zoe Bell: Look, I know what I said...

Kim: What did you say?

Zoe Bell: I know I said we shouldn't do this again...

Kim: No! You didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't ever gonna do that again.

Zoe Bell: Yeah, but...

Kim: But, my ass! You said not only are we never gonna play "ships mast" again, but you also said that if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?

Zoe Bell: What...!

Kim: No, no, no, no! Answer the question, motherfucker! Did you or did you not say that?

Zoe Bell: Yes, I said that. However...

Kim: Whatever witch your however.

[last lines]

Stuntman Mike: Be careful, my right arm's broken!

Kim: What, *this*?

[cracking]

Stuntman Mike: Oww!

Abernathy: Such a fuckin' cry-baby!

[punches Mike, the other girls take turns]

Zoe: Oh, you want some of this?

Abernathy: Fuck yeah!

Kim: Come here!

Abernathy: Ha ha ha!

[series of punches]

Abernathy: Motherfucker!

Kim: Motherfucker!

Abernathy: Asshole!

[Zöe delivers a spinning kick to Mike's face, and the girls throw their hands up in victory]

Abernathy: Why not just carry a knife instead of a gun?

Kim: You know what happens to mutha fuckers who carry knives? They get shot!

[repeated line]

Kim: I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!

[chasing after Stuntman Mike]

Kim: I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, muthafucker!

[speeding by a bunch of cows]

Kim: Moo, muthafucker, moo!

Kim: Motherfucker try to rape me, I don't wanna give him a skin rash, I wanna shut that nigga down.

Kim: I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!

Kim: [horn honks] Hey good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!

Lee: [Jasper laughs] Gulp.

Bryan Mills: Do you know how to shoot?

Kim: No.

Bryan Mills: Then drive!

Kim: Mom didn't get away, did she?

Bryan Mills: No.

Kim: Oh God, Dad. Tell me the truth! Is she...

Bryan Mills: No, no, no, no, Kim. She's not. But they have her. And they will use her until they get what they want. Me.

[last lines]

Kim: Don't shoot this one. I really like him.

Bryan Mills: I have to make sure these people never bother us again in our lives.

Kim: What are you going to do?

Bryan Mills: What I do best.

Kim: [passing her driving test] I was perfect.

Bryan Mills: I've been saying that since the day you were born.

Earl Talbot Blake: What the fuck is going on?

Kim: It's Styles. His friends grabbed me and dragged me here.

Earl Talbot Blake: That's impossible!

Kim: Well, I saw him.

Earl Talbot Blake: I killed his life, and he killed himself. You're lying!

Kim: Lying? You stupid, macho fuck! I can't believe this! I can't believe that I've been kissing your ass all these fucking years, and you're such a shithead! You didn't kill his life, and you didn't fuck his mind. You know what you did? You pissed him off. You really fucking pissed him off, and now you're fucked!

Adrian Beltz: [Meeting with Japanese Businessmen] Look who's here! Welcome! Konichiwa! Konichiwa! Just trying to rival that celebrated Japanese sense of employee relations you people are born with or so it seems.

Zukaki: [speaking Japanese] I think I'm gonna hate this guy.

Kim: [Beltz doesn't speak Japanese and Kim translates] Uh, Mr. Zukaki says he is very impressed with your knowledge of his culture.

Zukaki: [to Kim in Japanese] Coward.

Ron: You ever been laid, Kim?

Kim: No, never; what's it like?

Kim: Am I gonna have a problem with you too?

Peggy: No problem.

Kim: Ok then, lets go.

Peggy: Hmmmmmmm.

Kim: Look, either you ring this stuff up, or I call your manager.

Peggy: I am the manager.

Kim: Really?

Peggy: Mmhhmm, yeah.

Kim: Well then... PEGGY!

[Flicks her nametag]

Kim: Could you go tell the bitch at the front register to do her goddamn job!

Peggy: Get the hell outta here!

Kim: Not until I've completed my purchase.

Peggy: We don't like people like you around here.

Kim: You know what, I'm gonna make this so easy on you Peggy.

[Starts bagging the beer]

Peggy: I told you to get the hell outta here!

[Grabs Kim]

Kim: [Grabs Her throat] Touch me again, and I will rip out your goddamn throat!

Kim: And keep your motherfucking change!

Kim: I'm gonna rip your head off!

Tristen: Then fucking do it!

Kim: Something happened us in the woods... something evil.

Kim: I'm trying to find the energy...

Tristen: Of the grave?

Kim: To stand up. I'm exhausted, I've been on the road for two days straight.

Kim: They never should've let you out. You're a long way from sane.

Teenager #3: Hey Elvira, I've got something you can suck the blood outta.

Kim: Oh yeah? Whip it out.

Jeff: If you don't believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along?

Kim: I thought the movie was cool.

Kim: We brought something back with us.

Sandy Ricks: [after almost being eaten by a shark] You know that story you told me, about Scar?

Kim: Mhm.

Sandy Ricks: It's true.

Jason: Nicholas! We care about you! We used to be like you. We thought nobody cared.

Kim: But we were wrong. Now we want to be your friends, Nicholas, and make sure you're never alone again. Believe us, Nicholas! Believe us.

Nicholas: I... I believe you!

The Spirit: No! You can't! Don't do it! Stop! You don't care! They don't care!

Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears.

Jason: What do you want?

Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.

Mr. Cherrywood: [narrating] You see, although Kim and Jason were warm and loving children, they had been so hurt when their parents went away that they decided never to love anyone ever again just incase they too went away. Kim and Jason felt they didn't need anyone, but the Care Bears knew better.

Friend Bear: Everyone needs friends, Jason. Even you and Kim.

Kim: We're not your friends!

Jason: And how do you know our names?

Friend Bear: We know a lot of things about you. Kim reads a lot of books and wants to be a nurse when she grows up, and Jason, you want to be a jet pilot.

Jason: Yeah. How did you know that?

Friend Bear: Friends are supposed to know about each others' hopes and dreams.

[Secret Bear whispers to Friend Bear]

Friend Bear: Secret Bear says not to worry. No one can keep a secret like Secret Bear.

Jason: Well, I'll tell you what we know about people you care for. They always let you down.

Kim: So, we'd rather not have any friends. Don't trouble yourselves!

Funshine Bear: Tenderheart! Tenderheart! The caring meter dropped two whole points!

[everyone gasps]

Love-a-Lot-Bear: A lot of people must have suddenly just stopped caring.

Kim: What could have caused that?

Tender Heart Bear: The same thing that caused the cloud quake. A boy named Nicholas is being taken over by an evil spirit.

Jason: An evil spirit?

Kim: So, what happens when the caring meter drops to zero?

Love-a-Lot-Bear: No one in the world will care anymore.

[Secret Bear whispers to Kim]

Kim: And the end of Care-A-Lot?

Tender Heart Bear: I think that's exactly what the spirit has in mind!

Tender Heart Bear: Kim! Jason! We're ready! All set?

Kim: No. We're not going to the orphanage. We're going to help you.

Jason: Yeah.

Tender Heart Bear: But... you have parents waiting.

Jason: We've made up our minds.

Kim: You showed us how to share our feelings, and that's just what we're going to do.

Tender Heart Bear: Yeah? Really?

Kim, Jason: Yeah.

Bedtime Bear: What are we going to do with the children?

Funshine Bear: I don't know, but this has never happened before. Perhaps we can let them stay.

Jason: Hey! Can we say something? Where are we?

Funshine Bear: Oh, we're terribly sorry. Bears?

Care Bears: We're the Care Bears!

Jason, Kim: [unenthusiastically] More friends?

Funshine Bear: Welcome to Care-A-Lot!

Friend Bear: Come on. We'll give you a tour.

Jason: Okay, but we're not gonna like it.

Friend Bear: [singing] You'll need a friend to get a big job done.

Kim: [singing] I guess sometimes two heads are better than one.

Friend Bear: [singing] You'll need a friend to let your feelings free.

Kim: [singing] Sure could use someone to talk to me.

Playful Heart Monkey: While Brave Heart's gone, let's play a guessing game. What am I?

[sees the tree monster]

Playful Heart Monkey: Ahh!

[hyper gibberish]

Kim: Gee, I don't know.

Playful Heart Monkey: [shouts] Look out!

Kim: Wow. This doesn't look like the Earth I remember.

Jason: Maybe we're still in Care-A-Lot.

Friend Bear: If this is Care-a-lot, then someone's been doing a little gardening since we left.

Playful Heart Monkey: What happened to all your fur?

Kim: We never had any fur.

Brave Heart Lion: That's impossible! Every monkey has fur!

Playful Heart Monkey: And who said they were monkeys?

Brave Heart Lion: Well... they were up in a tree.

Playful Heart Monkey: I know. They're lions with haircuts.

Friend Bear: My bed is cozy and light as a cloud.

Kim: Your bed *is* a cloud.

Friend Bear: [laughs] Oh, yeah.

Kim: I guess Care-A-Lot is safe and sound again.

Jason: And as long as Care-A-Lot is safe, so is the world below it.

Tender Heart Bear: Quick! Run for cover! It's coming! Brace yourselves!

Friend Bear: What's coming?

[a huge cloud quake happens]

Kim: Everyone okay? Cheer Bear?

Cheer Bear: I think so.

Grumpy Bear: Too bad we can't say the same for Care-A-Lot. Look.

Kim: Oh no!

Friend Bear: Everything's broken! Faded! Ruined!

Wish Bear: I've sighted parents for you at the orphanage! They want to adopt you both!

Cheer Bear: Congratulations, Kim and Jason!

Tender Heart Bear: Come on, Grumpy! Let's warm up the rainbow rescue beam! Kim and Jason have to get back in a hurry!

Kim: You hear that, Jason? Parents.

Jason: Yeah. I thought we'd never have parents.

Kim: Yeah.

Jason: But... Kim...

Kim: I know, Jason. Our friends. They're in trouble.

Brave Heart Lion: You're welcome to stay in the Forest of Feelings as long as you like.

Friend Bear: Thank you, Brave Heart, but the sooner we leave, the better. If we don't hurry, Care-A-Lot may not be there when we get back.

Kim: We have to find a way back to Earth.

Jason: To help stop the evil spirit from taking the feelings away from everybody.

Brave Heart Lion: Come on, everybody!

Kim: Where?

Brave Heart Lion: If there is a way out of the Forest of Feelings, we'll help you find it.

Tender Heart Bear: Jason! Kim! You're alright!

Kim: Thanks to our new friends.

Tender Heart Bear: I know exactly what you mean.

Kim: Hey, Jason, aren't parents great?

Jason: Yeah.

Kim: How do you fair on the road?

Lama: On charity. What is the custom of charity in this town? In silence or aloud?

Kim: Those who beg in silence starve in silence.

Lama: I beg as the master begged. Even as he went, so do I.

Kim: He who travels alone travels fastest.

Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard: But not as safely.

Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard: Well done, friend of all the world, well done.

Kim: Gratitude is good for the ear, but a rupee is better for the stomach.

Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard: One day you'll make a great trader.

Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard: [With urgency] Down! Keep down! The night is full of eyes!

Kim: But for this meeting, your head would be full of holes.

Kim: [to the letter writer] What manner of inquisitive goat are you? Thy mother was married under a basket and thy father was a sweeper of the stables.

Kim: [as they are about to cross a stream, Kim spots a cobra on a rock] No, holy one, don't go there. See - a cobra, king cobra!

Lama: [Kim picks up a large stone to kill it] No, let him live out his life! He's bound on the wheel of life as we are. Great evil this soul must have done to be reborn in this shape!

Kim: Be careful, Mahbub Ali.

Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard: [With bravado] Mahbub Ali does not die tonight.

Kim: Next, Steven showed me a tape-recording of a speeding car that lost control and smashed a camera he borrowed from the National Film Board of Canada. He lost $2000, and when his movie came out almost nobody liked it.

Bryan Turner: So you're leaving the group?

Ice Cube: Yeah, I'm through with the bullshit! Eazy put everything on Jerry, Jerry put everything on Eazy. It's a two-man show up there, ain't no fuckin' group.

Bryan Turner: I get that, but I need you to understand that you are walking away from a winning situation. Now how do you feel about this Kim, do you think he's making a mistake?

Ice Cube: A mistake?

Bryan Turner: Yes!

Kim: I don't think so. I mean, after hearing all the stuff that he went through, I would've left too.

Bryan Turner: Look, Cube I want you to express yourself. And I'm your biggest fan, I believe in you, but... I just want you to know that there is not a lot of money in this solo play. But if the first album hits, I will make it up to you on the second.

Ice Cube: [gets up, shakes hands with Bryan] Be ready, Bryan. This record's comin' in fast.

[from trailer]

Amy: Ooh, I like Tom's sweater. Does he teach computer in a church basement?

Kim: Don't get all threatened just because you don't understand the concept of marriage!

Amy: You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That's cool.

Mike Martingano: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here?

Kim: Yeah.

Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name?

Kim: Kim.

Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please?

[enters house full of women]

Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?

Kim: No.

Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do!

[rips off pants, women scream]

Radio Raheem: Give me 20 D Energizers.

Sonny: 20 C Energizers?

Radio Raheem: Not C, D.

Sonny: C Energizers?

Radio Raheem: D, motherfucker, D. Learn to speak English first, all right?

Kim: How many you say?

Radio Raheem: 20, motherfucker, 20.

Sonny: Motherfuck you.

Radio Raheem: Motherfuck you? You, you all right, man.

Kim: I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!

Kim: My mum always used to say, "You've got brains in your head, feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose."

Jonny: Clever girl, your mum.

Richard: [pointing at a helicopter] You ever been in one of these things?

Kim: [impressed but ultracool] Yeah, we have one at home. This one's pretty small actually.

Richard: Do we pay extra for irony?

Kim: No, the irony's free, it's the sarcasm you're paying for. Ironically...

Interviewer 2: You're a lovely girl, but I'm just not sure...

Kim: Let me try. You're just not sure I'm the right kind of girl for your clients. It's hard to say why exactly, but it's probably something to do with the fact that I'm not called Arabella, or Isabella, or anything-Bella. That I don't have hundred-quid highlights, perfect nails, I'm just guessing here. Expensively trimmed pubes. So even though I might be the only person with actual experience, and actual work in the actual real world, and you know I'd try really really hard, I'm just not the right kind of girl. Is that about the size of it?

Interviewer 2: About there, yes.

[answering phone]

Interviewer 2: This is Bella.

Willy: Do you want to talk about it? A barman's cheaper than a shrink.

Kim: A beer's cheaper than a barman.

Willy: I'm pretty cheap.

Willy: Beer doesn't talk back either.

Jonny: Congratulations. So I guess your hourly rate just shot through the roof?

Kim: Oh right, it's the lying bastard.

Jonny: Technically, I never lied to you.

Kim: Withholding-the-truth bastard.

Georgie: Three golden rules of chalet girling. One, no friends up in the chalet. Two, you can party all you like as long as breakfast is on the table at eight. You're asleep, you pack your bags.

Kim: Friends, breakfast - check.

Georgie: Three, no sleeping with the clients. Unless they're fit. Or minted. Or hitting on you.

Kim: Basically there's only two rules.

Georgie: Basically, yeah.

Bill: [on the phone] How's it going?

Kim: Fine.

Bill: What are the people like?

Kim: There, uh, fine. If it doesn't work out I can always nick one of the paintings.

Caroline: She's a chalet girl. My God, it is such a cliché. I wouldn't have minded so much if you were discrete, but Bernhardt said the two of you were all over each other. On the beginner slope.

Jonny: Bernhardt could learn a few things about being discrete himself.

Caroline: Honey, do you realize what you're risking, here? You have to stop this right now, or I will!

Jonny: This isn't "Jane Austin", mom. Look when you and dad met...

Caroline: Enough, Jonathan. I just think you can do better.

Jonny: Well, I don't think *dad* could have done better.

Caroline: Look, your father and I, we got lucky. But believe me, this girl is only after one thing.

Kim: [walking up] Yeah, and it was *great*.

Caroline: [turning] Is there a reason you're still here?

Jonny: Look Kim, can we just...

Kim: Oh, there's a noise. I can't quite... oh that's right, it's a lying bastard.

Kim: What is it with you people walking in on me naked?

Georgie: Do you want to prep the veg?

Kim: I live to prep veg.

[picks up the carrots]

Kim: Alright, come one, carrots, we've got a big game coming up! I want to see each and every one of you giving 110%!

Georgie: Are you done?

Kim: Yeah.

[puts the carrots away]

Kim: [from trailer] The world is moving so fast now that we start freaking long before our parents did because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore.

Kim: Having a crisis are we?

Michael: Do I look like I'm having a crisis?

Kim: Everyone I know is having a crisis. I know you're not supposed to get them until midlife but I think something's happening to our metabolism

Michael: Our metabolism?

Kim: [nods] Yeah, I mean the world is moving so fast now, we are all chasing something so fast that we start freaking out long before our parents did. Feel my heart.

[puts his hand in her chest]

Kim: Feel how fast it is?

Michael: ...that's a fast heart.

Kim: 'Cause we don't ever stop to breathe anymore...

[takes his hand off her chest]

Kim: You gotta remember to breathe or you'll die.

Michael: have we met before?

Kim: um, do I look familiar?

Michael: ...no

Kim: [laughs] okay, I'm Kim

Michael: Michael, nice to meet you

Kim: nice to meet you, um, so you are friend with the groom's?

Michael: since pre-school actually...

Kim: oohhh, that's really cute

Michael: yeahh

Kim: [cell phone rings] can you just excuse me..."hello, yeah, um I'm coming. Right now. Bye". I'm with three friends that want to leave since we got here... would you... wait? I'll be right back.

[leaves]

Kim: and don't worry 'cause crises... crr... crisises?

Michael: I think it's "crises"

Kim: right... like I said, crises, they come and go

Michael: sometimes... sometimes they don't really feel like they are going anywhere

Kim: you are having a permanent crisis?

Michael: I don't know, maybe... just've been thinking about my life lately. Everything feels pretty planned out, you know?. It's like I know everything that's gonna happen. There are no more surprises

Kim: that is so boring

Michael: [laughs] I know

Kim: [after they got wet with the rain] oh my god my topless is totally clingy, you can see everything

Michael: don't worry I promise I won't look

Kim: then I'll be insulted

Michael: well, I wouldn't want to offend you

Kim: Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30

[Michael answers his cell phone]

Michael: Hello.

Kim: Hey, don't hang up. Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think... God, I must've had too much to drink or something, but, if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, will you come over here and talk to me? I really need to talk to you.

Michael: I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious.

Kim: Oh, I bet you were 29 even when you were 19.

Michael: Put it this way. If i had to do it again, I'd do it knowing that after you graduate no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was.

[Kim and Maggie have just stopped a woman from beating up Judy]

Kim: Say you're sorry!

Woman in Washroom: I'm sorry!

Judy: ..."I"m sorry, *ma"am*."

Woman in Washroom: I'm... sorry... ma'am.

Judy: Thank you.

Maggie: What are you doing?

Kim: Better homes and dildos!

Tony: [to Maggie] Can you believe she's never been in my coffee shop? Tell her how great it is.

Kim: Come on, I just got here. I haven't been anywhere.

Tony: Come on! Tell her how great it is, fuck!

Maggie: It's great. Fuck.

Tony: That's funny... Get out!

Kim: I am out.

Lila: Kim, dear, do you have a boyfriend?

Kim: [Politely] No, I don't.

Kim: [Meaningful look in Maggie's direction] Funny, that.

[Maggie starts to giggle]

Kim: That's not a kick... that's a one-two punch!

Tony: That'll put hair on your chest.

[to Irv, while he acts as the Oracle]

Kim: We've been talking about starting a family, and, well...

Big Al: Big Al's just gonna come out and say it: I'm scared, man.

Irv: Being a parent is the most rewarding thing ever. And I know you're going to be a great father.

Kim: [talking loud] Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?

Georgia: Group B?

Big Al: Sweet marble cake! She speaks American.

Kim: Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room. I'm ovulating. Like now!

Big Al: Kimmy, you know I can't perform on command like that. That's not natural.

Georgia: Hey, listen. It's not a big deal but my name is not Angie or Angie.

Big Al: Yeah, we know. It's Georgia.

Georgia: So why do you call me Angie?

Big Al: Look at you. You look just like Angelina Jolie.

Kim: You know that actress that adopts everybody. We love her.

Big Al: You must get that all the time.

Georgia: I do, yes.

[the girls are covering up the pizza guy's dead body]

Kim: He's dead, all right. So cold.

Jackie: Is the pizza?

[Jackie takes a slice of pizza]

Jackie: Well, life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad, and boy do I feel bad.

[she takes a bite of the pizza]

Jackie: I feel better already. Really, I do.

Jackie: What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?

Trish: She's beautiful.

Jackie: I think she's got a big mouth.

Kim: Hey, it's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts.

Trish: What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor.

Kim: Maybe what we don't see.

Trish: Hey, it's not how big it is, remember?

Jackie, Kim: It's what's in it that counts!

[there's a knock at the front door]

Trish: Who is it?

Jackie: [from outside] We're here for the orgy.

[there's scratching on the door, accompanied by heavy panting]

Kim: [from outside] Let us in! Let us in! Hurry!

Laura: He was really hot. Like a Greek statue.

Kim: Don't say that. Those guys suffer from small cocks.

Deena: Only because the small penis was seen as a sign of refinement. Big ones were vulgar. Plus the Olympics were done naked, so they didn't want shit flapping around...

Kim: I feel like a large chunk of hamburger that's been mooshed into a person.

[first lines]

Kim, Deena: [each rushing out of their room] Do you have a condom?

Kim, Deena: No!

Kim, Deena: Crap!

Rachel Meadows: [as the "Jiggaboos" and the "Wannabes" encounter each other in the hallway] The word is "Excuse me."

Jane Toussaint: No one told you to stand in the hall, either. "Excuse me."

Rachel Meadows: That's better, Ms. Thing.

Doris Witherspoon: [as Jane turns and flips her hair] It's not real!

Dina: [as the Jiggaboos laugh] Say what?

Lizzie Life: You heard

Rachel Meadows: It... ain't... even... real.

Jane Toussaint: You wish you had hair like this.

Doris Witherspoon: Girl, you know you weren't even born with blue eyes!

Lizzie Life: That's right. Blue contact lenses.

Dina: They're just jealous!

Rachel Meadows: Jealous?

Jane Toussaint: Rachel! I've been watching you look at Julian. You're not slick.

Rachel Meadows: If that was true, he wasn't much to look at.

[Snaps fingers]

Doris Witherspoon: Mmm-hmm. Tell her, girl!

Jane Toussaint: Picaninny!

Doris Witherspoon: Barbie doll!

Rachel Meadows: High-yellow heifer!

Dina: Tar baby!

Lizzie Life: Wannabe white!

Kim: Jiggaboo!

Rachel Meadows: Don't start!

Jane Toussaint: We're gonna finish it!

Kim: Everyone always thinks dying in your sleep is the way to go, but it scares the hell out me. What if you're having a nightmare about being chased by someone or jumping off a cliff and then you have a heart attack and die?

Kim: Me? I prefer to be amused than to be amusing.

Mays Gilliam: Are you seeing somebody else?

Kim: I'm seeing everybody else! I've met mosquitoes with more force than you!

Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.

Eileen: Not that much!

Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.

Kim: How was that, Mr. Becker?

Becker: Well, you tell me. Is that the Australian sound? I mean do we have the Australian sound here?

Kim: I'd say that's easily as Australian as... well, a barbed-wire canoe. As Australian as... a shit sandwich.

Kim: [in Thai] Remember, girls, no matter what happens... keep your eyes closed. And you men... take a good look.

Kim: [opening door for unwanted visitor] He's not here.

Layne: Yeah? Where'd he go?

Kim: To buy an egg. Goodbye.

[tries closing door]

Layne: Hold on there, little lady.

Kim: I said he's not here.

Layne: I believe you. Can I... can I use your phone?

Kim: No.

Layne: [entering] Your Mommy and Daddy home?

Kim: Mommy's at work, Jim's at a bar. I don't have a daddy.

Layne: [inside, going as he pleases] Oh.

Kim: Sometimes you just don't wanna be what your race is supposed to be.

Kim: Why do you keep torturing yourself?

Fisher: I have to! I believe in joy!

Kim: Hold me.

Edward: I can't.

Kim: You're here... They didn't hurt you, did they?

[Edward shakes his head]

Kim: Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we...

Edward: You're welcome.

Kim: It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.

Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.

Kim: You... you did?

Edward: Yes.

Kim: ...Well, then why'd you do it?

Edward: Because you asked me to.

[last lines]

Kim: You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

Edward: Goodbye.

[Kim kisses Edward]

Kim: I love you.

Jim: [after seeing Edward accidentally cut Kim] Hey! Now you've done it!

Kim: It was just a scratch Jim, really!

Peg Boggs: What's going on?

Jim: Call a doctor, he skewered Kim!

Kim: He didn't skewer me!

Jim: [now bullying and shoving Edward] You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak!

Jim: [to Kim] He tried to hurt you.

Kim: No he did not and you know it!

Jim: Are you nuts? I just saw him!

Kim: Jim, I don't love you anymore I just want you to go, ok? Just go!

Jim: Are you serious? Losing me to a loser like that? He isn't even human!

Kim: Just get out of here ok, just go!

Kim: [after Jim has left] Dad, did you see where Edward went?

Bill: No, he just waltzed down the street.

Kim: Edward, I was so afraid. I thought you were dead.

Jim: [coming into the screen with a revolver] I didn't.

Kim: [finishes her story to her granddaughter] She never saw him again. Not after that night.

Granddaughter: How do you know?

Kim: [takes off her glasses revealing herself] Because I was there.

Granddaughter: You could've gone up there, you still could go.

Kim: No, sweetheart. I'm an old woman now. I would rather have him remember me the way I was.

Kim: [threatening Jim with Edward's scissors] STOP IT! Or I'll kill you myself!

Jim: [Jim slaps her and kicks her away] Bullshit!

Jim: [to Edward who is approaching Kim] Hey, I said stay away from her!

Kim: Why can't you do it?

Jim: Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in.

Kim: Well can't you just take the key when he's sleeping or something?

Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Kim: [approaches the neighbors] He's dead. The roof caved in on them. They killed each other. You can see for yourselves. See?

[Kim holds up a fake scissor hand]

Helen: [leaves with the others, sadly] I'm going home.

Kim: Edward?

Edward: Are you okay?

Kim: Yes. Are you okay?

Edward: Where is everybody?

Kim: Out looking for you.

Peg Boggs: Edward, this is our daughter Kim. Kim, this is Edward, who's gonna live with us.

Kim: Hi.

Jim: Hey! Now you've done it.

Kim: It's just a scratch, Jim, really. It's okay.

Jim: Stay back! Touch her again and I'll kill you.

Kim: No, it's no big deal. It's just a scratch.

Jim: Call a doctor. He skewered Kim.

[first lines]

Kim: Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.

Kim: So this is your new girl, huh?

Telly: I hope so. For now.

Kim: You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?

Telly: I like 'em new. Not like you.

Mia Hall: I don't know, when he comes offstage I just wanna... lick the side of his face.

Kim: Oh... baby.

Mia Hall: There are two types of people in the world, Kim. Those who like real coffee, and those who like froufrou drinks with ridiculous names.

Kim: Um, wow. You know, I'm not ashamed to be a cinnamon-spice chai latte lover. Thank you very much.

Mia Hall: Yeah, well, it kind of smells like Christmas threw up in your mug.

Kim: Fine by me.

Lewis Farrell: So.

Kim: So.

Lewis Farrell: So, you, uh, you must be wondering who I am?

Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.

Lewis Farrell: But?

Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.

[breaks into a big smile]

Kim: Okay?

Kim: You got material like this, who wants the truth?

Kim: Prince Charming probably would have turned out to be a dick.

Kim: He's the romantic equivalent of a night-light.

Lisa Walker: You say that as if that's a bad thing. I don't have time in my life for anything more.

Lisa Walker: What do I say? "Hi, um, it's me. I'm sorry I'm psychotic. But, um, gee, can I have the ring back?"

Kim: That sounds good.

[last lines]

Creatures: They will find us. We must fight.

Kim: No. We will go deeper, and we will wait. They will forget, and others will come.

Creatures: When will they come?

Kim: Soon, soon.

Creatures: Yes.

Kim: We have all the time in the world.

Creatures: Yes.

Kim: All the time in the world.

Creatures: All the time in the world.

Kim: So are you guys Russian or something?

Kim: [talking about Joel and Chris looking for Steve] They should be okay, right? I mean, they took the guns and everything.

Maggie: God is the only thing that can stop what's out there, Kim.

Tracy: [walks over to the drawer and pulls out a large kitchen knife] Just in case God doesn't show.

Kim: How are you, Travis?

Travis: Just empty.

Kim: Please just let us go!

Kim: Oh, my God. You scared me.

Paul: I think that Will and I should be the only ones who go outside for a while. We don't know what made Stanley sick, we don't know anything. Nobody touched him so I think we're fine, right?

Will: Positive. You just opened the door, right, you didn't go in?

Travis: I didn't touch the door.

Will: You did what?

Travis: It was already open.

Kim: What? What's happening?

Sarah: The door was already open when you got there?

Travis: Yeah.

Sarah: Then who opened it?

Kim: How old are you, Travis?

Kim: Statistically you're more likely to die in a hospital than anywhere else.

Kim: You seem a little anxious, Wendy. By the way, who are going with tonight?

Wendy: It's not who you go with, honey. It's who takes you home.

Alex: [Kim sprays him with perfume] Don't do that. I smell like the inside of the ladies' room.

Kim: And how would you know what the ladies room smells like?

Kim: Women in love, coming through!

Mr. Hammond: I'm relaxed!

Kim: Principal by day, disco king by night!

Scott: [searching through a pit full of decomposing bodies] I think I'm gonna barf.

Kim: Not in front of them news assholes. Far side of those trees.

Kim: [finding a pit full of decomposed bodies] It's like them body pits we found up near Dong Tre... Just counting skulls, I'd say we're looking at 40 to 50 bodies here.

Scott: Jesus. This is fucked.

Matt: [at the water cooler] What's wrong, pal?

Parker Concorde: [sigh] Sam left me.

Matt: Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.

Parker Concorde: Sam's a girl.

Troy: [entering] Woo, a girl?

Parker Concorde: I like women!

Troy: Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.

Matt: I like 'em, too.

Troy: Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?

Parker Concorde: I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.

Matt: Yeah, but you and Tom were so... so cute together.

Parker Concorde: My girlfriend set me up, so I HAD to go out with Tom.

Kim: [joining in] Why would your girlfriend set you up with a guy?

Parker Concorde: She thought I was gay.

Matt: Kinky.

Lee: Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Abernathy: Yes. Now, do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes?

Kim: Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.

Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.

Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.

Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight.

Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.

Abernathy: There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.

Kim: Uh, motherfucker tryna rape me? I don't wanna give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down!

Abernathy: How about a knife at least?

Kim: Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I wont carry a gun. I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherfucker!

Zoë: So where's the maniac?

Kim: I shot him and his punk ass ran off.

Zoë: You wanna go get him?

Kim: Oh hell yeah!

[to Abernathy]

Kim: Baby, I think you might want to get out...

Abernathy: Fuck that shit! Let's kill this bastard.

Kim: [while riding through a field full of cows] Moo, motherfucker, moo!

Stuntman Mike: [screams from his car] I'm sorry!

Kim: What?

Stuntman Mike: I didn't mean to, I was just... playing around!

Zoë: Oooh, he was playing around...

Kim: BUT I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU!

[hits Stuntman Mike's car]

Kim: Oh, you know I can't let you go without tapping that ass... one...

Abernathy: Kim?

Kim: ...more...

Zoë: Uhmm, Kim?

Kim: ...TIME!

[both cars smash right through a dead-end guard rail and into a busy freeway]

Stuntman Mike: Be careful, my arm is broken!

Kim: [grabs Stuntman Mike's broken arm] Oh, this one?

Zoë: If he lets us take it out on our own, I want to play ship's mast.

Kim: Oh HELL no! There ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.

Zoë: For Christ Sake's, Kim...

Kim: Don't blaspheme!

Zoë: Sorry...

Kim: Now, what did you say after the last time?

Zoë: I know what I said.

Kim: What did you say?

Zoë: I know I said we shouldn't do this again.

Kim: No, you didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't EVER gonna do that again!

Zoë: Yeah, but...

Kim: But my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play ship's mast again, but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?

Zoë: Well...

Kim: No, no no no, answer the question mother fucker, did you or did you not say that?

Zoë: Yes, I said that, however...

Kim: Whatever with your however.

Zoë: I know I said it, and I know I meant it.

Kim: Damn skippy you meant it!

Zoë: But when I said it, I didn't mean in America.

Kim: Oh, nigga please!

Zoë: Really, I meant we should never play ship's mast again in New Zealand or in Australia.

Kim: You are such a liar!

Zoë: Look, I know what I said when I said it. But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. And when I said it, if had I known that I was gonna come to America and have the chance to play ship's mast on a fucking Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a however. Right?

Kim: Okay, oddly enough, I actually understood that, however, just because you've talked yourself into some stupid shit, doesn't mean I'm out of my Goddamned mind. You need two people to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.

Lee: [to Zoë] I'm sorry, but what is "home"? Is that Australia, right?

Zoë: [seemingly offended] What do you mean by that, mate?

Abernathy: Zoë's from New Zealand. And you never, I repeat, NEVER, call a Kiwi an Aussie.

Kim: Not unless you wanna get your ass kicked.

Lee: I'm so sorry, I really am.

Zoë: [Abby, Zoë and Kim laugh] We're just taking the piss out of you, mate!

Kim: [while brutally punching Stuntman Mike] BITCH!

Kim: You redneck, lunatic bastard!

Kim: Answer the question motherfucker!

Kim: You gotta break that nigga off a piece!

Zoë: [while their car is being smashed by Stuntman Mike] I'm sorry I called you black bitch!

Kim: I forgive you! Now, hold the fuck on!

Lee: [Zoe asks Kim if she still has her gun] You carry a gun?

Kim: Hell yeah.

Lee: Well... do you have a license to carry that?

Kim: [Zoe laughs quietly] Uh, yeah... they gave it to me after I became a Secret Service Agent...

Lee: Oh, I didn't know that -

[Zoe laughs some more]

Lee: [Lee turns to Abernathy] Did you know that she carried a gun?

Abernathy: Yes. Now, do I approve? No. But, do I know? Yes.

Kim: Well, look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but where I live, a bitch need a gun! If I go down at midnight to do my laundry, I might get my ass raped!

Lee: [the girls laugh] Don't do your laundry at midnight, then.

Kim: Fuck that! I'll do my fucking laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry!

Zoë: So let's hear it ladies. Set romances, who's gettin' it off?

Kim: That would be Lee and Toolbox.

Zoë: Oh, Toolbox. Name sounds promising.

Abernathy: He's a grip.

Lee: What he is, is a pervert.

Zoë: Wow, he just keeps sounding better and better. What's his perversion?

Lee: He likes to watch me pee.

Kim: Lee is sittin' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Haha! Yeah, but not anymore, now she's getting it on with the rock.

Zoë: You're having one off with The Rock?

Lee: Yeah, but not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce, and Kim started calling him The Rock because he looks like The Rock, so we all just started calling him the Rock.

Kim: Oh yeah, this is an all star crew, we got a guy that looks like Nick Cage, and a guy that looks like Pee Wee Herman too.

Zoë: Kim, dick department, let's hear it!

Kim: No dick this trip. I got a man.

Zoë: How long have you had this boyfriend for?

Kim: Three months.

Zoë: Who'd you steal him from?

Abernathy: Kim, he totally had a girlfriend.

Zoë: All of Kim's boyfriends start out as someone else's boyfriend.

Kim: I didn't steal him, I didn't steal any of them, they all just... jumped ship.

Abernathy: Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

Lee: What were you working on?

Kim: Three Kicks to the Head Part Three

Abernathy: And admittedly, we're a little fucked up.

Zoë: Cheers to that.

Abernathy: So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see shit. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further!" so I step back a little further. "A little more!" so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that fucking thing, I would have probably broken my fucking neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me!" so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts fucking around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.

Zoë: I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about!" bam, I'm in the fucking ditch, you know?

Lee: So what happened?

Abernathy: What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her fucking feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that fucking thing, I probably would have been fucking paralyzed.

Lee: Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.

Kim: Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could fuck with Zoe on that front.

Zoë: Aw, Kim, I like you too.

Kim: Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents.

Zoë: Hey, I resemble that remark.

Kim: [Before they play Ship's Mast. Kim turns to Zoe; both are sitting in the front seat, and Abernathy sits in the back seat, unaware of what they are about to do] You thinking what I'm thinking?

Zoë: I think I'm thinking...

Abernathy: What are you thinking?

Zoë: I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up!

Abernathy: The answer to your question, is no, of course not.

Zoë: What do you mean "no of course not?"

Abernathy: The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will fuck him. And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And I'm getting too fucking old for that shit.

Zoë: Have you let him do anything?

Abernathy: Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.

Kim: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.

Zoë: Let me get this straight, you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is?

Abernathy: Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table?

Zoë: Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

Kim: HAHA.

Abernathy: Okay, fuck both of you and your little high five.

Kim: Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the mother fucker a hand job on the back of the van on Tuesday.

Abernathy: I'm not gonna do that.

Kim: I know you won't, but you know who will? The bitch that ends up living in that big ass mansion of his.

Lee: Now I gotta say, I haven't agreed with everything that Kim's said, but it is true, if you stretched it out what you have with Cecil, if you suddenly get dirty on him, it blows their minds...

Zoë: So what's your story, Abernathy?

Abernathy: I had a set crush on Cecil.

Kim: Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.

Abernathy: Were and Had being the key words here.

Kim: Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.

Abernathy: Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!

Kim: Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.

Abernathy: Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.

Kim: Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.

Abernathy: Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.

Zoë: Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

Abernathy: Thank you.

Zoë: Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.

Abernathy: He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.

Zoë: What'd he get you?

Abernathy: He made me a tape.

Lee: He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.

Abernathy: I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.

Kim: That sounds like the test of true love to me.

Abernathy: Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?

Zoë: Well, I admit, that sounds bad.

Abernathy: It is bad!

Zoë: It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?

Kim: Hell no!

Abernathy: Hello, is your name Abernathy?

Zoë: I'll be your best friend!

Kim: I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.

Zoë: I'll crack your back.

Kim: You'll crack it anyway.

Zoë: Well, of course I'll crack it anyway. But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back cracking slave. Whenever you want it, you got it, you don't even have to ask for it. You just order me to do it, just be like, "bitch, get over here and get busy!"

Kim: You crack my back, you give me foot massages, and after a shower, you put moisturizer on my butt.

Zoë: Deal.

Zoë: So, we're gonna see if this guy is gonna let us take the car out without him, if he does, you wait here with Lee, and we'll be back in a moment.

Abernathy: What?

Zoë: I said, we're going to see if this guy lets us take the car out without him...

Abernathy: I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. You know, you two got some fucking balls.

Zoë: What?

Abernathy: Don't play dumbass with me. I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover. I should be in my hotel room asleep, not fucking around on Tobacco Road, but because Zoe wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here. Now you two got the balls to ask me, no, scratch that, tell me I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? Bullshit on that!

Kim: It ain't like that.

Abernathy: Then what's it like, Kim?

Zoë: You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.

Abernathy: I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

Zoë: You're not gonna wanna do what we're doing.

Abernathy: What, drive a car?

Zoë: We're doing more than that.

Abernathy: What, drive it fast?

Zoë: We're doing more than that.

Kim: Actually, we're paying you a compliment because we're gonna do some stupid shit. But that's okay, we're stuntmen, we ain't got good sense, but you, you got good sense, and anybody that got good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.

Abernathy: How do you know I don't wanna do it?

Zoë: Because you're a mum.

Abernathy: You know we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse that you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. So, what is it that you two daredevils are doing that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand?

Zoë: Well, we're kind of conning this guy. So maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.

Abernathy: Okay, how about this? I talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along.

Kim: How you gonna do that?

Abernathy: That's my problem. But don't worry, he'll say yes.

Zoë: What're you gonna do, blow him?

Abernathy: No! I'm going to insinuate that Lee's going to blow him.

Kim: We're not perfect. Any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.