Killjoy Quotes in The Ice Pirates (1984)

Killjoy: I was cuttin' 'em to pieces 10 minutes ago.

[sighs then dies]

Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.

Roscoe: Just in case of what?

Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.

[watching an excerpt from Rollerball on TV]

Nanny: That's barbaric!

Killjoy: Oh, yeah!

Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.

Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.