Killer Thug Quotes in UHF (1989)

George Newman: [bursts into room where Stanley is being held prisoner] Aaaaaaaaaaggghh!

Killer Thug: [totally unimpressed] Who the hell is this guy?

George Newman: [imitating Rambo] Oim your worst nightmare.

Stanley Spadowski: [in backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door] Who is it?

Head Thug: I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.

Stanley Spadowski: Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy!

[opens door, gets yanked through violently]

Stanley Spadowski: [later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs] I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'Cause they're real fishy. Sometimes I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good!

Killer Thug: [raises revolver] So, uh... do we kill him?

Head Thug: No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy!

Stanley Spadowski: Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!