Kid On Left Quotes in The Italian Job (2003)

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Kid On Left Quotes:

  • [Lyle arrives on his motorcycle. He has trouble on the bike, though]

    Charlie Croker: [when meeting Charlie's crew for the first time] That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.

    [We see a flashback of Fanning stealing a Floppy disk from a napping Lyle]

    Charlie Croker: I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.

    Lyle: Hey.

    [Lyle falls over]

    Charlie Croker: You okay?

    Lyle: Yeah.

    [a car drives up behind him]

    Charlie Croker: That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl.

    [Cuts to the exterior of a toilet stall. Suddenly the door bursts open from an explosion. The toilet is spraying a fountain of water up]

    Kid On Left: Damn, that was cool. How did you do that?

    Young Left Ear: What?

    Kid On Right: How did you do that?

    Young Left Ear: WHAT?

    Kid On Right: I said, "how did you do that?"

    Young Left Ear: What?

    [Flashback to present]

    Charlie Croker: Lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.

    [a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella]

    Charlie Croker: Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase.

    [Cuts to Rob being chased down the freeway by a massive armada of police cars]

    Charlie Croker: You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?

    [We see two women hanging a banner on a bridge saying "We heart you, Rob."]

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