Kid #1 Quotes in Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)

Kid #1: It's Christmas. You could steal City Hall.

John McClane: Come on.

[Zeus and John take the kids' bikes]

Kid #1: My bike?

John McClane: Let's go. Come on.

Kid #1: That's my bike!

Zeus: Yeah, it's Christmas!

Kid #1: [Billie Jean and Putter find 3 kids staring at them] You Billie Jean?

Putter: You got it, bud.

Kid #2: Somebody's just got to help Kenny, he's in a lot of trouble.

Big Worm: Can't have shit I'm closed, Fat Boy.

Kid #1: Then give me my money back.

Big Worm: My money.

Kid #1: Mama.

[Joan reads a story at Kindergarten]

Joan: 'And the Virgin Mary descended upon... '

Kid #1: What's a virgin?

Joan: A virgin is someone who's never had sex.

Kid #2: What's sex?

Joan: Sex is something men and women do to make a baby.

Kid #3: Are you a virgin?

Joan: No.

Kid #3: Do you have a baby?

Joan: No. People who don't want babies also have sex.

Kid #3: What for?

Joan: For about 10 or 15 minutes.

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?

Kid #1: Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment!

Cop: I'm... sorry.

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Say "No problem, Officer".

Kid #2: Go fuck your mama, you fucking pig cocksucker!

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: That's good enough.

Kid #1: Do you think that any knowledge we can get now at school, will be of a rank lesser to the spiritual assets we had been provided at church?

Kid #2: Probably.