Kevin Langley Quotes in Bean (1997)

Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can'e stop thinking about naked women. What about you?

Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.

Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!

Kevin Langley: Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?

[the Langleys have a conference about Bean's arrival]

Jennifer Langley: [in sarcastic tone] You're kidding.

David Langley: Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Doctor Bean.

[family sighs]

Kevin Langley: Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.

Kevin Langley: Yeah Like "What is an intrauterine device"?

David Langley: I think more like "What's the meaning of life?"

Kevin Langley: I never asked you that.

David Langley: That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Doctor Bean is a very remarkable man.

David Langley: [to Jennifer] Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.

[cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera]

David Langley: [cuts back to Jennifer]

Jennifer Langley: Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at Prince Charles and weep.

David Langley: Okay, so he's gonna look like meatloaf's butt.

Jennifer Langley: Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.

[Jennifer prepares to leave the room]

David Langley: Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!

Jennifer Langley: I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind.

Alison Langley: Perceptive child.

Kevin Langley: Hey, what's wrong with meatloaf's butt?

David Langley: [stands up and shouts loudly across the room] Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Doctor Bean is a genius at the very highest order!