Kev Quotes in Beautiful Girls (1996)

Kev: It's a trend in diamonds. Champagne. It's a nice stone.

Willie Conway: Yeah, no, I heard about this. It's a new trend in the diamond trade, they're trying to create a new market.

Tommy: Oh, right, right. yeah. They were callin' 'em "piss", but they weren't moving any units. What's with you, man?

Paul Kirkwood: What?

Tommy: Well, how much you pay for this brown rock?

Paul Kirkwood: What difference does it make?

Tommy: Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.

Kev: Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever.

Paul: What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat.

Tommy: You plow snow.

Kev: Hey, at least meat you can eat.

Paul: See these guys? Pete, Rizzo and Sammy B? They work all day and drink all night for 40 fucking years. Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation and go to the Cape. What do they do? They drink all day, they drink all night. If we don't step it up, we're gonna wind up just like them.

Kev: Cool.

Kev: No Sambuca today, Darian?

Darian: It's five o'clock in the morning.

Kev: Does that make it too early or too late?

Kev: We're not gonna shoot anyone, we're just gonna have some fun.

Kev: I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we?

Jimmy: No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.

[on Kev's leather jacket]

Jimmy: 'Ere, I never realized.

Kev: Never realized what?

Jimmy: You's a rocker.

Kev: What, am I black or something?

Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?