Kesler, Bad Ass Guard Quotes in Half Past Dead (2002)

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: [Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

Sasha: Why they call it that?

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...

[holds up stun baton]

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

Justice Jane McPherson: [seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?

El Fuego: Number one, one, three, seven.

Justice Jane McPherson: What's he doing here?

El Fuego: When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.