Kent Gregory Quotes in Hot Shots! (1991)

Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.

Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.

Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing?

Topper Harley: He started it.

Kent Gregory: Did not.

Topper Harley: Did too.

Kent Gregory: Did not.

Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children.

Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk.

Kent Gregory: Am not.

Topper Harley: Are too.

Kent Gregory: Am not.

Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too...

Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not...

Topper Harley: Are too times ten.

Kent Gregory: [Shoving Topper] That's it...

Lt. Commander Block: Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean!

Kent Gregory: Wash Out, is that you?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!

Ramada Thompson: The chafing dish is not yours.

Kent Gregory: Yes, it is.

Ramada Thompson: No, it isn't.

Kent Gregory: OK, I don't want it.

Ramada Thompson: Just take it.

Topper Harley: I'll take it.

Ramada Thompson: You stay out of it.

Kent Gregory: [to the crowd assembled on the flight deck cheering for their successful mission] Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?

Kent Gregory: Something's changed. It's not another woman, is it? I just couldn't compete with that.

Ramada Thompson: No, of course you couldn't.

Kent Gregory: Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.

[the whole bar cheers and dozens more rush in]