Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr. Quotes in Corvette Summer (1978)

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: I drive my first car at nine. I overhaul my first transmission at ten. At thirteen I turn the quarter mile in under 12 seconds...and I wait till now to get laid?

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: 'Scuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour?

Tico: Fifteen.

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: On the in'erstate. What are ya doin', lookin' for a contact lens?

Tico: You patties crack me up. Still doin' your speed number, huh?

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Well what are you into, miles per gallon?

Tico: Class...we're into class.

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: I'll never forget what I saw in there. You were making a dirty movie!

Vanessa: Hey, know what I got on under here?

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Paper towels?

Vanessa: Nothin'. My streaker suit.

Vanessa: It's not even your car.

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: So what, I built it. Look, can we discuss this later after we catch 'em?

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: I didn't want no Cokes! Who said I was thirsty?

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Mr. McGrath? You a dance moniter? You look like somethin' off the Lawrence Welk Show.

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: I want my car - Kootz - ya little shit, ya lost it!

Mr. Lucky: I tell ya what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pass my lucky streak on to ya.

Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: A two dollar bill?

Mr. Lucky: Hey, that's what I started with.