Kennedy Quotes in River City Panic (2015)

Kennedy: So, where do we find this... body?

Darren: Uh, well, according to the surprisingly detailed map, it is approximately adjacent to... the big ass rock.

Doug: So what's the rock for?

Darren: Hiding a dead president, apparently.

Kennedy: [Staking out Hannay's flat] Have you ever tried suckling pig?

Brown: No.

Kennedy: Tender as a baby.

Brown: Haven't tried that either.

Sister Bryan: Oh yes, Mr Kennedy, I'm sorry but the passenger you're meeting is ill. He'll be brought here as soon as the plane has landed.

Kennedy: Sick? What's wrong with him?

Sister Bryan: I can't say.

Kennedy: You mean you don't know or you won't tell me?

Sister Bryan: Well...

Archibald Bannister: A matter of policy, my dear Sir. Aircrew are discouraged from making medical diagnoses. For example, only last week we were alerted that a foreign passenger, a plumpish woman, was suffering from severe cramp and to have a stomach pump at the ready. An hour after the plane landed she gave birth to twins. Most embarrassing, but there you are.

Kennedy: I'm no doctor but I don't think he's having twins.

Archibald Bannister: Hmm. Touché, Mr Kennedy. It appears that your friend has collapsed.

Kennedy: Collapsed?

Archibald Bannister: Well, er, drunk.

Kennedy: Are we talking about the same guy?

Archibald Bannister: Steven Cooper, an American.

Kennedy: That doesn't make sense. Cooper's been my partner for twelve years. He's strictly a milk drinker.

Archibald Bannister: Well, there's our aeroplane. We'll soon get a doctor's opinion. Maybe he can make sense...

Kennedy: What are you selling?

Archibald Bannister: Hm? Oh, nothing. I'm a detective. But not for Scotland Yard. My criminals are far more dangerous than human beings. Dainty, little killers.

[he points to a map of the world]

Archibald Bannister: White for cholera, red for small pox, black for plague. The pins mark the scene of the crime.

Archibald Bannister: Would it surprise you to know that if World Health Regulations were relaxed for even a month, we'd be ridden by plagues that would put the Middle Ages to Shame? 'Course it would.

Archibald Bannister: Germs are much smarter than people. They never bother with passports or borders. They know it's one world, even if we don't.

Kennedy: Bully for them.