Kenji Quotes in Rush Hour 3 (2007)
Chief Inspector Lee: You know nothing about me!
Kenji: I do know that you don't have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me!
Detective James Carter: I wouldn't say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother.
Melody: What are you coming for?
Misty: To find Ash. And before you start saying it's because I secretly like him, don't. Because I don't.
Melody: Hey, chill out. You sure are sensitive about someone who's not your boyfriend.
Misty: He's not my boyfriend! He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend!
Tracey Sketchit: You talking about me?
Flula: Why are you following me?
Kasumi: I'm going too. And I'm not his sister or girlfriend or something. But I'm going anyway.
Flula: Why? Oh, I see. That's why you're following him.
Kasumi: I'm not following him! I wanted to go somewhere else, but the big waves pushed us here.
Kenji: I'm going too.
[Japanese Version only scene]
Kenji: It's a Water Gun/100,000 volts combo. Once the water is affected by the electricity, it separates, becoming H2 and O. And with the Flamethrower... Everybody duck!
Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!
Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji: I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
Kenji: Rion! Rion!
Mark Garrison: Lion?
[Kenji points to Brutus, standing over Mr. Toyama, laying on the ground]
Fran Garrison: Brutus! Mark call him off. Mr. Toyama.
Mr. Toyama: Take away rion!
Fran Garrison: That's not a lion, that's a dog.
Mr. Toyama: [sits up] You call THAT, dog?
Death: He said that you stopped him for no reason.
Kenji: No reason? No, I saw him in my dreams. And you... Who are you?
Death: I... I am...
Young Arab: Chukhram.
Death: He also wants to thank you.
Kenji: Thank me? For what?
Death: He's been running all his life. He must have been tired. We must go.
Kenji: Wait wait wait. I don't get it, okay?
Death: [smirking] How do you want me to disappear?
Death: Never mind. I'll see you.
[gives Kenji a kiss on the cheek]
Kenji: Actually I was going to thank you for being late. Or otherwise I couldn't have the chance to talk to the girl. Did you see her?
[Fabrizio shakes head]
Kenji: She just left. She was beautiful. I've never seen such a beautiful woman... for, I mean, for a German woman.
Kenji: [about the book by Balzac] What's it about?
Balzac Man: A young man, ambitious, goes to Paris, try to make it there. But why do you ask me what it's about when I'm in the midst of reading it?
Kenji: Oh, yeah, right. It's just like watching movie; while you're watching it you cannot tell yet.
Balzac Man: Just like life itself. You can't know about it until you've lived it all.
Fabrizio: Just like hard-on, you know. You don't know what it feel like until you had one.
Balzac Man: That's irrelevant.
Kenji: What does a hard-on have to do with Balzac?
Fabrizio: Balzac - French, you know.
Kenji: I had a very strange dream this morning.
Kenji: A woman was chasing a guy in Baghdad.
Fabrizio: Sounds fun.
Kenji: But I saw them again. I mean, in real life.
Kenji: [is awoken by Death] No...
Kenji: So this is it. You're here finally for me now.
Death: You know who I am? You're not afraid of me?
Kenji: Can you come back a little later? I need some more sleep.
Death: I came here to tell you that I've got to pick you up tonight.
Death: Nine p.m. sharp.
Kenji: Shame on you.
John Sage: Excuse me?
Kenji: Aren't you ashamed of seducing such a young woman? Behave, like an old man.
John Sage: Do I look like an old man?
Kenji: Ofcourse! You don't think you're still a teenager, do you?
John Sage: No, not for some time.
Kenji: So, find someone your age.
John Sage: Young man, I know all this seems a little absurd to you. When I was your age, I felt the same way. But when you're a little older, you'll understand.
Kenji: [laughs] I'm glad I won't have to.
[sits down at the table]
Kenji: You should let her go, she doesn't belong to you. That young lady needs to meet guys of her age.
John Sage: You wanna meet her, is that right?
Kenji: No, not me. I'm dying tonight.
John Sage: Excuse me?
Kenji: Don't worry, I'm not comitting suicide. I just found out that I'm going to die tonight. That's all.
John Sage: How are you gonna die?
Kenji: Um, she didn't tell me that part, so...
John Sage: She?
Kenji: Death. Well, she showed up this morning and told me that I'm going to die tonight, so she hopes that I can do whatever I want. Isn't that nice?
John Sage: Well, aren't you gonna fight her?
Kenji: What for? I'm not a fool. Would you?
John Sage: I'd like you to come to my place tonight. Anouk and I are hosting a small dinner party and we'd like you to be there. I'll give you the adress. I think it should be fun, if you have nothing better to do. There'll be girls there. Your age.
Kenji: Oh, thank you for your invitation, but what's the use?
John Sage: Well, you say you're gonna die tonight. Don't you think you should live life to the last minute? The last second?
Kenji: May I have sex with your girlfriend?
John Sage: What?
Kenji: May I have sex, may I sleep with your girlfriend?
John Sage: Is this a joke?
Kenji: No, I just want to make love before I'm dead, and I like her.
Kenji: Mr. Sage, if you want, you can fuck me. Why not? Let's all get fucked!
John Sage: I think you better leave.
Kenji: Yeah, sure. This is your place and you're being a wonderful host and I should be grateful, shouldn't I? But I'm acting like an asshole! I know that. What do you want from me, though? Why did you invite me here? Why did you invite a guy who says he's going to die? And you!
[turns to Anouk]
Kenji: Why do you pretend you don't remember me? Didn't we kiss? Didn't we enjoy it? Why do you deny it?
John Sage: What's he talking about?
Kenji: Mr. Sage, I'm sorry, I know you don't like the truth but I saw Anouk at the gallery this morning before I met you and we kissed in front of your big paintings.
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