Kelsey Quotes in Bushwhacked (1995)
Kelsey Quotes:
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[looking at a Playboy]
Ralph: Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.
Kelsey: Oh, and you do?
Ralph: Yeah. That's right, I do.
Kelsey: Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.
Ralph: Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.
Fishman: No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!
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Ralph: Nice dolls.
Barnhill: Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella too, in case it starts to rain?
Kelsey: No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out.
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Gordy: He didn't know the difference in a beehive and a pine cone?
Kelsey: What're you getting at?
Gordy: I don't know.
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Kelsey: Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!
Gordy: A psycho murderer!
Fishman: I don't think they cover that in here
[the scout manual]
Fishman: .
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Kelsey: [from trailer]
[on her grandson]
Kelsey: Are you sure he's a vampire?
Dracula: Of course he is look at him... he's just like me
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Kelsey: You know why you thought you saw a murder out there, Luther? 'Cause that's a murder house.
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Wyatt: Look, you may not understand this, but this is the best thing for you, okay?
Kelsey: They wanted me.
Wyatt: They couldn't take care of you, Kelsey.
Kelsey: No one has *ever* wanted me before. But they wanted me.
Wyatt: It's not enough.
Kelsey: Yes it is!
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[Jamie comes out of the confessional and tells them she has to pray for 20 minutes]
Nicole: What did she do?
Kelsey: ...What didn't she do?
-- Kelsey
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