Kelsey Quotes in Bushwhacked (1995)

[looking at a Playboy]

Ralph: Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.

Kelsey: Oh, and you do?

Ralph: Yeah. That's right, I do.

Kelsey: Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.

Ralph: Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.

Fishman: No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!

Ralph: Nice dolls.

Barnhill: Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella too, in case it starts to rain?

Kelsey: No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out.

Gordy: He didn't know the difference in a beehive and a pine cone?

Kelsey: What're you getting at?

Gordy: I don't know.

Kelsey: Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!

Gordy: A psycho murderer!

Fishman: I don't think they cover that in here

[the scout manual]

Fishman: .

Kelsey: [from trailer]

[on her grandson]

Kelsey: Are you sure he's a vampire?

Dracula: Of course he is look at him... he's just like me

Kelsey: You know why you thought you saw a murder out there, Luther? 'Cause that's a murder house.

Wyatt: Look, you may not understand this, but this is the best thing for you, okay?

Kelsey: They wanted me.

Wyatt: They couldn't take care of you, Kelsey.

Kelsey: No one has *ever* wanted me before. But they wanted me.

Wyatt: It's not enough.

Kelsey: Yes it is!

[Jamie comes out of the confessional and tells them she has to pray for 20 minutes]

Nicole: What did she do?

Kelsey: ...What didn't she do?