Kelly Leak Quotes in Bad News Bears (2005)

Kelly Leak: [talking to a Hooters waitress] Hey, what time are you getting off?

Kelly Leak: [referring to Coach Bullocks tight shorts] Do think people like seeing your nuts?

Mike Engelberg: Hey Kelly can we make another stop?

Kelly Leak: Engelberg can't you just...

Mike Engelberg: Look it happens I can't control things like this...

Kelly Leak: The team's in trouble back at the hotel.

Mike Leak: How can you get in trouble at a hotel?

Kelly Leak: You don't know the Bears.

Kelly Leak: Hey how about you guys wanna play that game in Texas? Well if you really wanna play, well all chicken shits go home.

Kelly Leak: Remember when you asked me if I wouldn't of... stopped by if we didn't need a coach? Well I was wrong, I would've.

Mike Leak: Listen it's been a long time...

Kelly Leak: It's been eight years. You know why I know that? You know why I know it's been eight years? Because on the day left you gave me this little blue bicycle, I was five years old, some little punk kid, and you have me the bike thinking that if I accepted the gift, I'd accept a deal, well you were wrong! I didn't except that bicycle, it's eight years old, it's untouched and it's still in my basement...