Kelli Ann Quotes in He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

Alex: Hey, Kelli Ann. Uh, did I get any calls?

Kelli Ann: Since you asked me 11 mins ago, no, not a lot of phone traffic.

Alex: [obsessively checks phone for signal]

Kelli Ann: Oh, my God.

Alex: What?

Kelli Ann: What's her name?

Alex: Who?

Kelli Ann: The girl... Alex.

Alex: There's no girl.

Kelli Ann: You can't hide it, man. I know strung out, and YOU are strung out.

Alex: Please.

Kelli Ann: This is amazing. You can't focus. Right? Jumping every time your phone rings. Checking your e-mail a hundred times a day. Wishing you could write songs.

Alex: [laughs]

Kelli Ann: No. Feeling the need to bring up her name in random conversations. It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend.

Alex: Shit.

Kelli Ann: Welcome to my world, asshole. Let me get the door.