Keith Michaels Quotes in The Rewrite (2014)

Keith Michaels: Dr. Lerner, you must have an opinion on this?

Dr. Lerner: Hah! I have a wife and four daughters; I have no opinions.

Holly Carpenter: Hey! I'm driving you home.

Keith Michaels: Wow. This is a full service restaurant.

Holly Carpenter: Well, you had two glasses and you had two at the bar. And if you die I don't get to take your course and it's gonna screw up my whole schedule.

Keith Michaels: What about my car?

Holly Carpenter: It's a Hyundai. It'll be there in the morning.

Andrea Stein-Rosen: I don't think I go that deep. That's what everybody keeps telling me, anyways

Keith Michaels: Well, let's prove everybody wrong.

Jim: When I was younger, I thought having the perfect Shakespeare quote for every situation would make me beloved.

Keith Michaels: It's surprisingly unhelpful.

Jim: Yeah, it seems to really annoy people.

Keith Michaels: Everyone loves Betty White.