Keg Guy Quotes in Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Keg Guy Quotes:
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Preston's Mother: [Preston's parents are just heading out for the weekend] Now Preston, I left some money on the kitchen counter. Oh and the emergency numbers are by the phone.
Preston's Father: And remember son, *no parties*.
Keg Guy: [Two guys walk by carring a beer keg] Keg commin' through! Hey Preston.
Preston: Whats up, man?
Preston's Father: We're really trusting you here, Preston.
Roadie: [Behind them two more guys roll in a huge set of speakers] Where to you want these speakers set up, Preston?
Preston: Yeah, just move all the shit in the dinning room.
[to his parents]
Preston: Well, you guys really should hit the road, huh? Because I'm about to take your antique Ferrari to the inner-city to buy some hookers.
Preston's Mother: Well, alright, sweetie. We'll call you later to check in.
Preston: Oh, mom. By that point I'll be so high I won't even know where the phone is.
Preston's Mother: Haha! Thats my boy.
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Amanda Becket: [to Preston] You know what? Why don't you go off and get yourself a goddamn life, asshole?
Keg Guy: [to Preston] Thanks, man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night.
-- Keg Guy
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