Kaylee Frye Quotes in Serenity (2005)

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!

Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

Dr. Simon Tam: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.

Kaylee Frye: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?

Dr. Simon Tam: I mean to say.

Kaylee Frye: To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!

[Mal suspects Inara is being forced to lure them into a trap]

Kaylee Frye: But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all were watching I take it?

Kaylee Frye: Yes?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did you see us fight?

Kaylee Frye: No.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.

Dr. Simon Tam: We'll get off the ship. River and I will get off at Haven. It'll be for the best.

Kaylee Frye: Nobody's sayin' that.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Nobody but Jayne is sayin' that.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I know she meant to kill me 'fore the Doc put her to sleep, which how exactly does that work anyhow?

Dr. Simon Tam: Safeword. The people who helped me break River out - they had intel that River and the other subjects were being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened.

Kaylee Frye: Not sure I get it.

Dr. Simon Tam: A phrase that's encoded in her brain, that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, "Eta...

Jayne Cobb: Well don't say it!

Zoë: It only works on her, Jayne.

Jayne Cobb: Oh... Well, now I know that.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right...

Kaylee Frye: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!

Kaylee Frye: That was six months ago, Cap'n.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.

Kaylee Frye: If you had a care for anybody's heart...

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You knew he was gonna leave. We never been nothing but a way station to those two. And how the hell do you know what he feels? He's got River to worry on, but he still could've shown you. If I truly wanted someone bad enough, wouldn't be a thing in the 'verse that could stop me from going to her.

Kaylee Frye: [nods disbelievingly] Tell that to Inara!

Kaylee Frye: [to Simon, who wasn't on the mission that the captain and others just got back from] Are you OK?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Is *he* OK?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You had a gorram time bomb living with us! Who we gonna find in there when she wakes up? The girl? Or the weapon?

Dr. Simon Tam: I thought she was getting better.

Jayne Cobb: And I thought they was getting off. Didn't we have an intricate plan on how they was gonna be not here any more?

Kaylee Frye: We couldn't leave them now.

Jayne Cobb: No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings.

[to Simon]

Kaylee Frye: Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.

Kaylee Frye: Have faith, Captain!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Not today.

Kaylee Frye: Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to people.