Kaye Faulkner Quotes in Dazed and Confused (1993)
Kaye Faulkner Quotes:
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Kaye Faulkner: And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.
Shavonne Wright: What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye Faulkner: Weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne Wright: Gilligan's Island?
Kaye Faulkner: It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright: [laughs] Oh my...
Kaye Faulkner: Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi: [interrupts] The professor... is sexy.
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Kaye Faulkner: Let's go smoke that joint
Jodi: Is he in for a surprise
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