Kay Hilliard Quotes in The Opposite Sex (1956)
Kay Hilliard Quotes:
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Gloria Dell: Do you want me to spit in Crystal's eye for you?
Kay Hilliard: [Kay nods "No."]
Gloria Dell: You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.
Kay Hilliard: Gloria, thank you for trying.
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Kay Hilliard: I've had a whole year to grow claws, Lexy... Jungle Red!
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Debbie: I had another bad dream, can I get in bed with you?
Kay Hilliard: Of course you may.
[Debbie climbs in]
Kay Hilliard: There, is that better?
Debbie: This is the only good thing about divorce, you get to sleep with your mother.
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Debbie: What makes people fall out of love?
Kay Hilliard: I don't know, some people just change.
Debbie: Could you ever fall out of love with me?
Kay Hilliard: Oh no, this is different.
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Dolly DeHaven: What are you four conspiring about?
Kay Hilliard, Sylvia Fowler, Amanda Penrose, Edith Potter: Hello, Dolly!
Dolly DeHaven: Anything unfit to print?
Kay Hilliard: Not today.
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Mike Pearl: Oh, for Pete's sake, open mine next. Its not the suspense. Well, its just I know what's inside, but if you don't hurry up I'll be too stiff to appreciate it.
Kay Hilliard: All right, if you're going to make a scene.
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Kay Hilliard: [singing] The young man with a horn, He blows it hot, He blows it sweet, Its always got a solid beat, When he makes Gabriel sound like corn, The young man with a horn, Blow man! Oh man! Yeah man!
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Mike Pearl: I'll bring you back a nice pickle.
[Kiss on the cheek]
Kay Hilliard: Oh, thanks a lot.
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Sylvia Fowler: Kay, I can't face another piece of pumpernickel.
Kay Hilliard: Oh, you've done a wonderful job, Sylvia. Now relax and enjoy yourself.
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Kay Hilliard: You've seen a lot of divorcees haven't you?
Lucy: Been boardin' 'em for 20 years. Well, you're in for the stretch. So, don't mope around. Relax! Enjoy it.
Kay Hilliard: Well, what do you suggest?
Lucy: You name it, we got it or we help you git it. Swimmin'. Tennis. Rub downs. Take it off or put it on.
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Kay Hilliard: There's just no end to your talents, is there?
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Buck Winston: Romantico. Ain't it?
Kay Hilliard: Very Venetian.
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Kay Hilliard: Oh! Now you be careful, Buck. No! Really, Buck.
Buck Winston: You don't have to worry, ma'am. This canoe's as safe as a cradle.
Kay Hilliard: Yes, I know, but you're not!
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Kay Hilliard: Well, this is a side of you I never suspected.
Buck Winston: I guess I just do what comes natural, ma'am.
Kay Hilliard: Isn't that funny. So do I.
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Countess de Brion: Buck is notorious for his moonlight rides. They're a feature of the place. Like the cactus.
Kay Hilliard: Well, why didn't somebody tell me? I thought he was being - well, friendly.
Countess de Brion: As I remember, he isn't exactly hostile.
Gloria Dell: Oh, Countess, not you too?
Countess de Brion: That was a long time ago, dear, when I first came out. I had a much better seat then - on a horse, I mean.
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Gloria Dell: You know, Kay, my trouble was I couldn't swim home like you. I barely managed to save my honor, such as it is.
Countess de Brion: How?
Gloria Dell: Well, I told him I was a promised to another man, after my divorce was final, of course.
Kay Hilliard: And that stopped him?
Gloria Dell: Well, he's a westerner, ma'am, and they have their code with holsters and women.
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Sylvia Fowler: [opening a letter] Air mail special. Its from Edith! She had another girl, you know.
Kay Hilliard: No! I didn't know.
Sylvia Fowler: That makes eight! She says there's nothing to do in the hospital but oil her stomach and write letters.
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Gloria Dell, Kay Hilliard, Countess de Brion: [singing] She's got nothing on us, We've got our liberty, And now that we are single, We're happy to be free! La-la-la-la-la-la...
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Kay Hilliard: Buck.
Debbie: That's it! Buck!
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Dolly DeHaven: Kay...
Kay Hilliard: Hello, Dolly!
Dolly DeHaven: What have you done to yourself? I've never seen anyone so stripped for action!
Kay Hilliard: Well, that's the idea.
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Kay Hilliard: Why, Dolly, you decided to stay after all.
Dolly DeHaven: You knew I would. There's a glint in her eye. What's it all about?
Kay Hilliard: Well, nothing - yet.
Dolly DeHaven: What do you mean yet?
Kay Hilliard: Oh and it probably wouldn't even be fit to print.
Dolly DeHaven: Oh, come on! You know the motto of my column: from the ridiculous to the slime.
-- Kay Hilliard
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