Kay Hilliard Quotes in The Opposite Sex (1956)

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Kay Hilliard Quotes:

  • Gloria Dell: Do you want me to spit in Crystal's eye for you?

    Kay Hilliard: [Kay nods "No."]

    Gloria Dell: You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.

    Kay Hilliard: Gloria, thank you for trying.

  • Kay Hilliard: I've had a whole year to grow claws, Lexy... Jungle Red!

  • Debbie: I had another bad dream, can I get in bed with you?

    Kay Hilliard: Of course you may.

    [Debbie climbs in]

    Kay Hilliard: There, is that better?

    Debbie: This is the only good thing about divorce, you get to sleep with your mother.

  • Debbie: What makes people fall out of love?

    Kay Hilliard: I don't know, some people just change.

    Debbie: Could you ever fall out of love with me?

    Kay Hilliard: Oh no, this is different.

  • Dolly DeHaven: What are you four conspiring about?

    Kay HilliardSylvia FowlerAmanda PenroseEdith Potter: Hello, Dolly!

    Dolly DeHaven: Anything unfit to print?

    Kay Hilliard: Not today.

  • Mike Pearl: Oh, for Pete's sake, open mine next. Its not the suspense. Well, its just I know what's inside, but if you don't hurry up I'll be too stiff to appreciate it.

    Kay Hilliard: All right, if you're going to make a scene.

  • Kay Hilliard: [singing] The young man with a horn, He blows it hot, He blows it sweet, Its always got a solid beat, When he makes Gabriel sound like corn, The young man with a horn, Blow man! Oh man! Yeah man!

  • Mike Pearl: I'll bring you back a nice pickle.

    [Kiss on the cheek]

    Kay Hilliard: Oh, thanks a lot.

  • Sylvia Fowler: Kay, I can't face another piece of pumpernickel.

    Kay Hilliard: Oh, you've done a wonderful job, Sylvia. Now relax and enjoy yourself.

  • Kay Hilliard: You've seen a lot of divorcees haven't you?

    Lucy: Been boardin' 'em for 20 years. Well, you're in for the stretch. So, don't mope around. Relax! Enjoy it.

    Kay Hilliard: Well, what do you suggest?

    Lucy: You name it, we got it or we help you git it. Swimmin'. Tennis. Rub downs. Take it off or put it on.

  • Kay Hilliard: There's just no end to your talents, is there?

  • Buck Winston: Romantico. Ain't it?

    Kay Hilliard: Very Venetian.

  • Kay Hilliard: Oh! Now you be careful, Buck. No! Really, Buck.

    Buck Winston: You don't have to worry, ma'am. This canoe's as safe as a cradle.

    Kay Hilliard: Yes, I know, but you're not!

  • Kay Hilliard: Well, this is a side of you I never suspected.

    Buck Winston: I guess I just do what comes natural, ma'am.

    Kay Hilliard: Isn't that funny. So do I.

  • Countess de Brion: Buck is notorious for his moonlight rides. They're a feature of the place. Like the cactus.

    Kay Hilliard: Well, why didn't somebody tell me? I thought he was being - well, friendly.

    Countess de Brion: As I remember, he isn't exactly hostile.

    Gloria Dell: Oh, Countess, not you too?

    Countess de Brion: That was a long time ago, dear, when I first came out. I had a much better seat then - on a horse, I mean.

  • Gloria Dell: You know, Kay, my trouble was I couldn't swim home like you. I barely managed to save my honor, such as it is.

    Countess de Brion: How?

    Gloria Dell: Well, I told him I was a promised to another man, after my divorce was final, of course.

    Kay Hilliard: And that stopped him?

    Gloria Dell: Well, he's a westerner, ma'am, and they have their code with holsters and women.

  • Sylvia Fowler: [opening a letter] Air mail special. Its from Edith! She had another girl, you know.

    Kay Hilliard: No! I didn't know.

    Sylvia Fowler: That makes eight! She says there's nothing to do in the hospital but oil her stomach and write letters.

  • Gloria DellKay HilliardCountess de Brion: [singing] She's got nothing on us, We've got our liberty, And now that we are single, We're happy to be free! La-la-la-la-la-la...

  • Kay Hilliard: Buck.

    Debbie: That's it! Buck!

  • Dolly DeHaven: Kay...

    Kay Hilliard: Hello, Dolly!

    Dolly DeHaven: What have you done to yourself? I've never seen anyone so stripped for action!

    Kay Hilliard: Well, that's the idea.

  • Kay Hilliard: Why, Dolly, you decided to stay after all.

    Dolly DeHaven: You knew I would. There's a glint in her eye. What's it all about?

    Kay Hilliard: Well, nothing - yet.

    Dolly DeHaven: What do you mean yet?

    Kay Hilliard: Oh and it probably wouldn't even be fit to print.

    Dolly DeHaven: Oh, come on! You know the motto of my column: from the ridiculous to the slime.

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