Katy Quotes in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
Katy: [after machine gunning a zombie who got on the bus] No ticket.
Katy: [as Mental Mickey shoots the zombie biting him] Shoot 'em in ee 'ead.
Mental Mickey: How do you know that?
Katy: Everybody knows 'at. 'ere I'll do it.
[Shoots zombie in head]
Sapo: Â¿Buscas algo en especial?
Katy: SÃ, mi vocaciÃ³n.
Sapa: Â¿VocaciÃ³n? Mh... No, no tengo nada de eso. Pero, Â¿no te interearÃa comprar un botÃ³n?
Operator: Do you accept a collect call from...
Claire Foster: ''Oh my god, this phone smells like urine!''
Katy: Yes, yes. I accept.
Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Boon: What'd I say?
Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
Boon: Want me to go alone?
Katy: Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
Boon: It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?
Katy: I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Boon: Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy: Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon: No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy: It must have been some party.
Boon: Unbelievable. A new low. I'm so ashamed.
Katy: I'm almost sorry I missed it.
Ashley Albright: Wait, you're Katie?
Katy: Last time I checked.
Katy: [after she gets a big sloppy kiss from both Ashley and Jake] Ugh, I've been slimed!
Droz: Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.
Cecilia: They confiscated the altar, Droz.
Droz: No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice, Ceel. I'm talking about something we used to do every Saturday night as a matter of principle. Here's a hint. Legions of hand-stamped meatheads... in coed naked lacrosse T-shirts... power-chugging watered-down Meisterchau... regurgitating on the glue-matted floors.
Mullaney: Kiln-like temperatures, fights with townies... lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom.
Katy: Wait a second. You guys are talking about a party.
Droz: Ding-ding-ding. Gutter, tell her what's she's won.
Droz: Are we having a party tonight or what?
Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
Droz: Wait a minute... no beer? Well, where the hell's Gutter?
Katy: Probably in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose.
[cut to Gutter in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose]
Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: Tonight, at the Pit, "Everyone Gets Laid."
Droz: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.
Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecilia: Too metal.
Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecilia: Too college radio.
Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecilia: Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name.
[Teacher grabs his hand]
Mr. Perm: I've been looking for you, mister.
[sees his wet shirt]
Mr. Perm: What you been swimming, Butler?
Boy #1: No! He's been dunking for turds!
Mr. Perm: That's enough!
[turns to Devon]
Mr. Perm: Let's you and I take a walk.
[He walks with him to the Principal's office]
Katy: Give my regards to Mr. Fleming.
Katy: You low shit! What'd you do that for?
Tricky: Cause it's a full moon, I'm a werewolf, bitch, KISS MY ASS!
Katy: You're gonna end up with no friends at all!
Tricky: I don't need friends! I'm my own man, just like Liberace!
Katy: Did you see the elephant?
C.K.: He's got diarrhea.
Katy: [referring to C.K] You *are* diarrhea.
Mouse: [Mouse and Bobby approaching Sheila and Katy] I know I might like her, but sometimes she's a different person. I don't know what she's gonna be one moment to the next.
Bobby O'Grady: Don't say anything.
[to Katy and Sheila]
Bobby O'Grady: Hey, whats goin' on?
Mouse: Hey, Sheila.
Sheila: Hey, Mouse.
Mouse: That's a nice sweater.
Sheila: It's a, uh, blouse, Mouse.
Mouse: Yeah, it's nice.
Katy: [talking about leprosy] Anything that sticks out falls off!
Bernadette: Please don't tell her... please...
Katy: But I have to tell her! I have to.
Bernadette: Fine. But if you do I'll kill myself, and you know what that means? It means I'll go straight to hell and so will you, because in God's eyes you'll be a murderer, same as me.
Katy: No, no! That's not true! That's not true?
Katy: Will you do one more thing for me, Joe?
Joe Warr: Anything.
Katy: Buy that convertible.
[Harker awakens Katie with a kiss]
Harker Fleet: Time, honey.
Katy: So soon?
Harker Fleet: Train's due at 3:10.
Katy: You're up and dressed. I didn't even hear you.
Katy: You're not only up and dressed, you've been out... and from the smell of that perfume, I know where!
Harker Fleet: Now, Katy...
[Harker dodges a water pitcher Katy throws at him]
Harker Fleet: Now, you know that by sun-up, every sheriff within a hundred miles...
[he dodges a thrown bowl]
Harker Fleet: ... is going to be coming this way and I had to set up an alibi.
Katy: Does it always have to be in a cathouse?
Timothy X. Nolan: You're a rancher now. Who knows, in a month, six months, you might come to like it. The favor I owed you, Katy... I've hobbled and saddled him for ya. His wild stallion days are over.
Katy: Get the carriage. We'll take him home.
Harker Fleet: That untrustworthy son of a bitch. He's done it to me again.
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