Katrina Quotes in Vampires (1998)

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Katrina Quotes:

  • Montoya: [takes tape off Katrina's mouth; sighs] What's your name? Do you understand what's been happening to you?

    Katrina: [screams] Help me!

    Montoya: [grabs Katrina's head; puts her in strenghold; covers her mouth] Hey! HEY! Don't fuck with me, honey! I'll snap your neck like a twig! Now nod your head "Yes" or "No". Do you understand what's been happening to you? DO IT!

    [Katrina shakes her head "No"]

    Montoya: All right. Now I'm going to explain it to you. First, I'm gonna take my hand off your mouth. You scream...

    [imitates neck snap; Katrina sobs]

    Montoya: Good. Now... what's your name?

    Katrina: Katrina.

    Montoya: Okay, Katrina. Here's the scenario.

    [throws covers back on her]

    Montoya: I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass. You been bitten by a vampire. Do you remember the party back at the motel? Big guy, pointy teeth, real shitty breath? Don't worry. It'll all come back soon. A master vampire has a telepathic link to his victims, and you're gonna help us find him. And while he's sleeping, we unleash on his. You're the bait honey. Sorry.

  • David Abbott: I have a dinner date.

    Katrina: Well, I got dessert.

    Elizabeth Masterson: I just threw up in my mouth.

  • Katrina: She was like, totally antisocial.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Ok, maybe we weren't close friends

    Katrina: She was like a cat lady with no cats.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Ok. We're done here.

  • Katrina: Osama, communism is way over, so like give your people some toliet paper

  • Cadet Kyle Connors: Katrina, how can I help you?

    Katrina: You ever want something so badly it hurts?

    Cadet Kyle Connors: Yes.

    Katrina: No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?

    Cadet Kyle Connors: Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.

    Katrina: I want...

    Cadet Kyle Connors: Attagirl. Follow your heart.

    Katrina: I want...

    Cadet Kyle Connors: Say it.

    Katrina: I want my vacation.

    Cadet Kyle Connors: What's that?

    Katrina: I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.

    Cadet Kyle Connors: Mmm-hmm.

    Katrina: Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you.

    [Connors smiles]

    Katrina: Without anyone.

    [Connors' smile disappears]

    Katrina: Come.

    [Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest]

    Katrina: I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.

    Cadet Kyle Connors: [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.

  • Detective: I'm looking for Henry Lair...

    Katrina: He's dead, so he can't come to the door.

  • Katrina: So. In Denmark people's fathers can be boyfriends too.

  • Lilya: It wasn't us that called welfare. I swear. It must have been your dad.

    Katrina: You stupid bitch. If you ever call my dad again, I'll come after you. I'll kill you. Your dad. Your stupid fuckin sister and your nan.

    Lilya: I don't have a nan.

    Katrina: Well that's lucky for you then isn't it?

  • Katrina: Withdraw that complaint in the morning, or I'll be back. And I won't be alone. I'm a Skinner. My brother's a murderer. I'll have your head cut off.

  • Katrina: Kenny, are you going to help me get the money for Danny?

    Kenny: My life's fucked, its fucked, its fucked. If you could call it a life.

    Katrina: Danny wants you to do it but he doesn't think you've got the balls. We were laughing about it together.

    Kenny: He doesn't think I can do it you reckon?

    Katrina: He said, "That pissy little ant poofter Kenny." He reckons Rusty'll probably do it before you will.

    Kenny: Danny said that? He called me an ant?

    Katrina: A pissy little poofter ant.

    Kenny: That's bullshit. I wanted to help Danny kill that guy, but he'd already killed him so what could I do?

  • Rusty: What's going on here? Is he going to kill your dad for you? Is that what you and him is about?

    Katrina: I don't know what you're talking about. You're crazy.

    Rusty: I'm crazy? You're having sex with a disabled!

  • Ivan Locke: It was once.

    Katrina: And the difference between never and once is the whole world. The difference between never and once is the difference between good and bad.

  • [Katrina bumps into Honey]

    Gina: I think you owe her an apology.

    Katrina: I don't owe anybody anything, especially not some section eight, no-rhythm-having club ho. People pay me to dance. Be gone. Whoo!

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