Katrina Quotes in Vampires (1998)
Katrina Quotes:
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Montoya: [takes tape off Katrina's mouth; sighs] What's your name? Do you understand what's been happening to you?
Katrina: [screams] Help me!
Montoya: [grabs Katrina's head; puts her in strenghold; covers her mouth] Hey! HEY! Don't fuck with me, honey! I'll snap your neck like a twig! Now nod your head "Yes" or "No". Do you understand what's been happening to you? DO IT!
[Katrina shakes her head "No"]
Montoya: All right. Now I'm going to explain it to you. First, I'm gonna take my hand off your mouth. You scream...
[imitates neck snap; Katrina sobs]
Montoya: Good. Now... what's your name?
Katrina: Katrina.
Montoya: Okay, Katrina. Here's the scenario.
[throws covers back on her]
Montoya: I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass. You been bitten by a vampire. Do you remember the party back at the motel? Big guy, pointy teeth, real shitty breath? Don't worry. It'll all come back soon. A master vampire has a telepathic link to his victims, and you're gonna help us find him. And while he's sleeping, we unleash on his. You're the bait honey. Sorry.
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David Abbott: I have a dinner date.
Katrina: Well, I got dessert.
Elizabeth Masterson: I just threw up in my mouth.
-- Katrina -
Katrina: She was like, totally antisocial.
Elizabeth Masterson: Ok, maybe we weren't close friends
Katrina: She was like a cat lady with no cats.
Elizabeth Masterson: Ok. We're done here.
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Katrina: Osama, communism is way over, so like give your people some toliet paper
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Cadet Kyle Connors: Katrina, how can I help you?
Katrina: You ever want something so badly it hurts?
Cadet Kyle Connors: Yes.
Katrina: No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?
Cadet Kyle Connors: Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.
Katrina: I want...
Cadet Kyle Connors: Attagirl. Follow your heart.
Katrina: I want...
Cadet Kyle Connors: Say it.
Katrina: I want my vacation.
Cadet Kyle Connors: What's that?
Katrina: I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.
Cadet Kyle Connors: Mmm-hmm.
Katrina: Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you.
[Connors smiles]
Katrina: Without anyone.
[Connors' smile disappears]
Katrina: Come.
[Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest]
Katrina: I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.
Cadet Kyle Connors: [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.
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Detective: I'm looking for Henry Lair...
Katrina: He's dead, so he can't come to the door.
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Katrina: So. In Denmark people's fathers can be boyfriends too.
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Lilya: It wasn't us that called welfare. I swear. It must have been your dad.
Katrina: You stupid bitch. If you ever call my dad again, I'll come after you. I'll kill you. Your dad. Your stupid fuckin sister and your nan.
Lilya: I don't have a nan.
Katrina: Well that's lucky for you then isn't it?
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Katrina: Withdraw that complaint in the morning, or I'll be back. And I won't be alone. I'm a Skinner. My brother's a murderer. I'll have your head cut off.
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Katrina: Kenny, are you going to help me get the money for Danny?
Kenny: My life's fucked, its fucked, its fucked. If you could call it a life.
Katrina: Danny wants you to do it but he doesn't think you've got the balls. We were laughing about it together.
Kenny: He doesn't think I can do it you reckon?
Katrina: He said, "That pissy little ant poofter Kenny." He reckons Rusty'll probably do it before you will.
Kenny: Danny said that? He called me an ant?
Katrina: A pissy little poofter ant.
Kenny: That's bullshit. I wanted to help Danny kill that guy, but he'd already killed him so what could I do?
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Rusty: What's going on here? Is he going to kill your dad for you? Is that what you and him is about?
Katrina: I don't know what you're talking about. You're crazy.
Rusty: I'm crazy? You're having sex with a disabled!
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Ivan Locke: It was once.
Katrina: And the difference between never and once is the whole world. The difference between never and once is the difference between good and bad.
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[Katrina bumps into Honey]
Gina: I think you owe her an apology.
Katrina: I don't owe anybody anything, especially not some section eight, no-rhythm-having club ho. People pay me to dance. Be gone. Whoo!
-- Katrina
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