Katie Deauxma Quotes in Kick-Ass (2010)

Katie Deauxma: Dave? What the fuck are you doing? Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?

Dave Lizewski: Because I am Kick-Ass!

Katie Deauxma: What are you talking about?

Dave Lizewski: I'm also not gay!

Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Todd: What do you think, Katie?

Katie Deauxma: I don't know. But I think Kick-Ass is cuter.

Dave Lizewski: You do?

Katie Deauxma: Oh yeah. I'd totally fuck his brains out if I got the chance.

Dave Lizewski: Really? You would?

Katie Deauxma: Definitely.

Dave Lizewski: Well, you interested in checking out that new Kate Hudson movie where she's like a shoe designer? I think we can make the next showing...

Katie Deauxma: Totally.

Katie Deauxma: You remember Malik?

Dave Lizewski: Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange?

Katie Deauxma: His baton is so much bigger than Kick-Ass'.

Dave Lizewski: No.

Katie Deauxma: Yeah. And by baton I mean penis.

Dave Lizewski: Yeah, I got that. Thanks.