Kathleen Cleary Quotes in Wedding Crashers (2005)

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Kathleen Cleary Quotes:

  • [Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse and shows John her boobs]

    Kathleen Cleary: I just had my tits done. You like 'em?

    John Beckwith: [shocked] Those... seem like lovely tits.

    Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a shit about my tits.

    John Beckwith: Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden...

    Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here.

    John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary, I don't...

    Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.

    John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.

    Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat".

    [growls]

    John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.

    [Kathleen walks closer to John]

    Kathleen Cleary: Feel them.

    John Beckwith: What?

    Kathleen Cleary: I said feel them!

    John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary...

    Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.

    John Beckwith: I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your fucking mind?

    Kathleen Cleary: I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.

    [Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly]

    John Beckwith: Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do...

    [Kathleen shudders and puts her blouse back on]

    Kathleen Cleary: Pervert!

  • [after playing football]

    Kathleen Cleary: Boy, it's hot out here.

    John Beckwith: Yeah.

    Kathleen Cleary: You should've played in your underwear.

  • John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?

    Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.

    John Beckwith: That's beautiful.

    Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.

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