Kate Veatch Quotes in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)


Kate Veatch Quotes:

  • Kate Veatch: For instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?

    Peter La Fleur: Hmmm...

    Kate Veatch: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?

    Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.

    Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.

    Peter La Fleur: Sad? You want to know what's sad? Six grown men playing dodgeball.

  • Dwight: [as Kate kisses Joyce] I told you she was a lesbian.

    Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call.

    Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.

    Peter La Fleur: You're not?

    Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual.

    [kisses Peter]

    Dwight: Oh! Snap!

  • White Goodman: We should mate.

    Kate Veatch: What?

    White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.

    [Kate retches, then forces it down]

    White Goodman: Are you okay?

    Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

  • Peter La Fleur: You need some help leaving White?

    White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, Lafleur.

    Peter La Fleur: Not nearly as much as your hair does, that's for sure, but uh, I believe she asked you to leave.

    White Goodman: I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils. Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, LaFleur, 'cause after this tournament, your gym, your life - and your gal - are gonna be mine. To be continued.

    [Reaches up to caress her]

    Kate Veatch: [Judo-grabs White Goodman and slams his face into the wall, leaving a streak of makeup] You don't get to touch me, ever!

    Peter La Fleur: Okay, Romeo, let me help you up.

    White Goodman: Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

  • Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary?

    White Goodman: Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

  • Kate Veatch: That... is a really interesting painting.

    White Goodman: Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.

    Kate Veatch: I get it.

    White Goodman: But that actually happened, though.

  • White Goodman: Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. The gym is mine! So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and just crawl on outta here!

    Peter La Fleur: You're right, White. I can't make you sell back my gym, so I'll just take your advice and invest in something. Say... the controlling stake of Globo Gym.

    White Goodman: That's preposterous! I'd never allow it.

    Kate Veatch: Globo Gym is a publicly-traded company, there's nothing you can do about it.

    Peter La Fleur: So, I would control Globo Gym and... everything that Globo Gym owns. Which as of last night is Average Joe's Gym!

    [Average Joe's Team cheering]

    Peter La Fleur: I'm your new boss, White.

    White Goodman: You can't be my boss! Nobody's my boss! I'm my own boss! I created myself!

    Peter La Fleur: You're fired, pal.

  • Casino Worker: [a casino worker and a security guard wheels out a huge treasue chest] Here are your winnings, Mr. La Fleur. Congratuations.

    Peter La Fleur: Right on time. I appreciate it. Thanks, guys.

    White Goodman: [curious with anger] Winnings? What winnings? What winnings? What is that?

    Peter La Fleur: Oh, gosh! I totally forgot to tell you, White. I took the $100,000 bribe you gave me last night and I put on us to win. We were going at fifty to one. Anyone? Top of your head. What's 50 times $100,000?

    Owen: $50,000?

    Kate Veatch: $5 million! Peter, are you kidding me?

    Peter La Fleur: [opens the treasure chest, revealing stacks of cash] Surprise!

  • Dwight: I hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone in his body.

    Kate Veatch: Nice Dwight.

    Dwight: Hey I'm just sayin' it happens. My cousin Ray-Ray, boop, dead.

  • Kate Veatch: You fired me so I would date you?

    White Goodman: Yuh-huh.

    Kate Veatch: You are a crazy little man.

  • White Goodman: [about Average Joe's] Oh, really, you like it over there with those freaks in Losertown?

    Kate Veatch: Freaks? They're not freaks, they're people just like you and me.

    White Goodman: People, haha, people just like you and me! That is what I love about you Kate! You've got a *personality*!

  • Kate Veatch: [outside Kate's house] White? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live?

    White Goodman: It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really.

  • [Kate decapitates White Goodman's cardboard stand-up with a well-aimed dodgeball. Everyone stares at her]

    Kate Veatch: What? Eight years of softball.

    Dwight: Man, she gotta be a lesbian.

    Peter La Fleur: She is *not* a lesbian.

    Patches O'Houlihan: All I know is, that dyke can play!

  • White Goodman: Oh, Kate, I didn't realize you were here.

    Kate Veatch: You asked me to come, White.

    White Goodman: [reading a dictionary] Well, you caught me, I like to break a mental sweat too.

  • Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer.

    Peter La Fleur: Really? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes?

    Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly.

  • Kate Veatch: Mr La Fleur, I can assure you this is a very serious situation.

    Peter La Fleur: Yeah, no, this is extremely serious, Mrs, uh, Veach...

    Kate Veatch: It's Ms. I'm going to need to review all of your financial statements and assess any tax liabilities there may be.

    Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. I don't know how you say Ms for a Mr 'cause it's just Mr, but if there was a Ms Mr, I'm a Ms as well.

  • Kate Veatch: [Peter sees her house for the first time] I like... unicorns.

  • White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".

    Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.

    White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.

  • [White reaches out to kiss Kate]

    White Goodman: To be continued...

    [She twists his arm and slams his face into the wall]

    Kate Veatch: You don't get to touch me, ever!

  • White Goodman: I know you've been hiding some feelings for me.

    Kate Veatch: Yeah. Nausea. If you don't leave in two seconds, you'll know how that feels.

  • [before the championship game]

    Peter La Fleur: Okay guys, let's play smart. Wait for your two-on-ones, cover closely for your pickups. What's our team motto?

    Owen: Aim low?

    Peter La Fleur: That's right. All I'm asking is that you give it your best for Patches. I say we go out there, we let it all hang loose, try to have some fun. I mean, it's only dodgeball, right?

    [Everyone laughs]

    Peter La Fleur: Put 'em in.

    [Hands in]

    Peter La Fleur: One, two, three...

    Peter La FleurOwenJustinKate VeatchDwightGordon: JOE'S!

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