Kate Jagger Quotes in All That Jazz (1979)

Joe Gideon: Kate, I try to give you everything I can give.

Kate Jagger: Oh, you give all right; presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.

Joe Gideon: [pauses in thought] That's good. I can use that.

[Kate Jagger has just finished setting up a dinner date, probably to make Joe jealous]

Joe Gideon: Who was that?

Kate Jagger: Michael Graham

Joe Gideon: Who is Michael Graham?

Kate Jagger: A dancer in my ballet class.

Joe Gideon: Straight or gay?

Kate Jagger: What do you mean?

Joe Gideon: I mean, is he looking to get laid or is he looking for Mr. Right?

Kate Jagger: He's straight.

Kate Jagger: And tall...

[turns to leave]

Joe Gideon: [frowning] Michael Graham is a very tall name...

Joe Gideon: [leaves room slowly but comes running back]

Joe Gideon: Hohoho... how dare you use my phone! My phone! To call someone who is not gay!

Kate Jagger: [laughing]

Kate Jagger: I see! You can go out with any girl. Any girl...

Kate Jagger: [pointing]

Joe Gideon: That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you.

Joe Gideon: A great entertainer...

O'Connor Flood: A great entertainer!

Joe Gideon: A great Humanitarian...

O'Connor Flood: A great Humanitarian

Joe Gideon: And my dear friend of 25 years...

O'Connor Flood: And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years!

Kate Jagger: [Joe turns off the TV] You missed by five years!

Joe Gideon: [walking to the bathroom] Oh boy, do I hate show business!

Kate Jagger: Joe, you love show business.

Joe Gideon: Oh that's right. I love show business. I'll go either way.