Kate Houghton Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)


Kate Houghton Quotes:

  • [Bugs is served a martini by one of the contraptions in Damian Drake's spy car]

    Bugs Bunny: Oh, well... it's five o' clock somewhere.

    Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing...

    Bugs Bunny: Shhh... I'm about to defy you.

  • [the bad guys threaten our heroes with TNT]

    Kate Houghton: Who has *dynamite*?

    Daffy Duck: Welcome to *my* world.

  • Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.

    DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.

    Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.

    Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.

  • [making suggestions to improve Bugs's image]

    Kate Houghton: So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star!

    Bugs Bunny: Usually...

    [dresses in drag]

    Bugs Bunny: *I* play the female love interest!

    [Michigan J. Frog, at the table behind Bugs, jumps up and begins to sing "Hello, My Baby"]

    Kate Houghton: Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing.

    [Bugs removes the dress and lipstick]

    Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other.

  • Mr. Chairman: [to Kate] I've seen the way you look at me - I know I'm hot.

    Kate Houghton: Ugh!

  • DJ Drake: [to Kate] You.

    Kate Houghton: [to DJ] You.

    Daffy Duck: [to Bugs] You.

    Bugs Bunny: [about DJ] Him.

    Daffy Duck: [about Kate] Her.

    Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck: Them.

  • Bugs Bunny: All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.

    Kate HoughtonDJ DrakeDaffy Duck: Aye!

    Daffy Duck: Mother!

    Spy Car Computer: Taking you to Mother!

  • Kate Houghton: Look, I'm trying to be nice, but I was brought in to leverage your synergy, and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck...

    Bugs Bunny: Daffy.

    Kate Houghton: Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.

    Bugs Bunny: [produces award statuettes] Well, these matter...

    [hoists up Walk of Fame star]

    Bugs Bunny: ...and this, and they say bring Daffy back. Right, boys?

    Statuettes: We want Daffy! We want Daffy

  • Daffy Duck: Say, that's the stuff from my office.

    Mr. Warner: You don't have an office.

    Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more.

    Daffy Duck: Symbolically, this is bad. Come on, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? You can't fire me. I'm too young and tender to retire.

    Kate Houghton: Let me escort you out.

    Daffy Duck: Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!

  • [in area 52, Daffy has been liquefied]

    Kate Houghton: You are going to put him back, right? 'Cause I can't return to LA with duck soup.

    Mother: We do have the resources to reconstitute the body. The mind, though, will remain a gooey mess.

  • [a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]

    Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement?

    Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!

    DJ Drake: Is this your idea?

    Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.

  • Kate Houghton: There are some aspects of the script that need work. There's no heart, no cooperation, no one learns anything...

    Bugs Bunny: Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.

  • DJ Drake: What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?

    Kate Houghton: You stole my duck.

    Daffy Duck: Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.

    DJ Drake: You know what? You can have him.

  • Mother: So, what were we discussing? Is this about those giant ants?

    Kate Houghton: Giant ants?

    Mother: Because they aren't really ants... anymore.

  • Bugs Bunny: [car almost crashes and then stops all of a sudden] Eh, out of gas.

    Kate Houghton: [screen goes black] What? It doesn't work like that!

    Bugs Bunny: [screen goes back to car as it crashes] Thanks, toots.

Browse more character quotes from Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)