Kate Grant Quotes in Nebraska (2013)

Kate Grant: [looking at graves] There's Woody's little sister, Rose. She was only nineteen when she was killed in a car wreck near Wausa. What a whore!

David Grant: Mom!

Kate Grant: Nah, I liked Rose, but my God, she was a slut.

David Grant: C'mon...

Kate Grant: I'm just telling you the truth!

David Grant: Where's your family?

Kate Grant: Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans.

[Approaches another tombstone]

Kate Grant: Here's Delmer, Woody's cousin, he was a drunk. One time we were wrestling and he felt me up. Grabbed a handful of boob and Woody was right there and didn't have a clue, did ya Woody?

Kate Grant: That's Ed Pegram singing.

Ed Pegram: And his momma cried, cause if there's one thing that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed... in the ghetto. people don't ya understand...

Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.

Woody Grant: It's all right.

Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?

David Grant: Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?

David Grant: How did she die?

Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.

Kate Grant: [upon learning Woody has "won" a million dollars] I never knew the son of a bitch even wanted to be a millionaire! He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!

Kate Grant: I ain't fiddlin' with no cow titties. I'm a city girl!

Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.

Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!

Aunt Flo: Martha, where's Bart and Cole?

Aunt Martha: Oh, they're off doing some volunteer work picking up trash off the streets.

Kate Grant: It's community service; for Bart's rape.

Aunt Martha: Sexual assault!

Kate Grant: What's the difference?

Aunt Martha: A huge difference... it's... well... the boys can explain it to you better than I can...

Kate Grant: Why do you want meatloaf if it isn't even on the dinner menu?

Woody Grant: 'cause I like it.

Waitress: What can I get you?

Woody Grant: Do you have any meatloaf?

Waitress: No, that's only part of our lunch specials.

Kate Grant: He'll have the chicken.

Waitress: Fried or grilled?

Woody Grant: ...fried.

Kate Grant: He'll have it grilled. I think I'd like the roast beef, but I'm not entirely sure. What do you recommend?

Waitress: Everything's all good ma'am, but I especially like the tilapia.

Kate Grant: Oh, then I'll have the roast beef.

David Grant: ...I'll have the tilapia.

Kate Grant: Keith White. He wanted in my pants, too. But he was so boring.

[Kate lifts her dress and flashes a tombstone]

Kate Grant: See what you could have, Keith, if you hadn't talked about wheat all the time.

Woody Grant: I haven't been drinking.

Kate Grant: That's what you said on our first date.

Kate Grant: [kisses Woody] You big idiot.

Kate Grant: My goodness, I didn't know Keith White was here. When did he die? Keith White. He wanted in my pants too, but oh, he was so boring.

[Hearing enough, Woody and David head toward the car]

Kate Grant: [Pulling up her dress] See what you could've had, Keith, if you hadn't talked about wheat all the time?

Kate Grant: Don't encourage this nonsense.

Kate Grant: What do you wanna do now? Bust into a silo and steal some corn?