Kat Quotes in Final Destination 2 (2003)

Kat: See? This can't be happening because... my career's at a peak, I finally met a quality guy, I just bought a house...

Rory: Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we'll live.

Kat: Yeah. Like I'm gonna take advice from you.

Nora: Do you have any valium?

Kat: Yeah.

[Nora takes the pill]

Kat: You're only supposed to take half of that.

Rory: Keep 'em coming.

Kat: [while being freed by a Rescue Worker using the jaws of life] Could you be a little quieter with that thing, please?

Rescue Worker: Yeah, sure... I'll just put it on 'quiet mode.'

Kat: That would be good.

Kat: Can we find the pregnant woman now, please?

Kat: Go on, I'll be fine.

Kat: One time, I made banana bread for my entire yoga class and everyone just thought it was so good.

Casper on Screen: I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?

Kat: Casper?

[Casper sitting on his old sled, takes his baseball cap off]

Casper: I begged and begged my dad to give me this sled, but he acted like I couldn't even have it, because I didn't know how to ride it. But then one morning, I came down for breakfast and there it was, just for me, for no reason at all. I took it out, went sledding all day. And my dad said "that's enough" but I couldn't stop, I was having so much fun It got late, got dark, got cold... and I got sick, and my dad got sad.

Kat: What's it like to die?

Casper: Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.

Kat: Drop dead.

Stretch: Too late.

Kat: Sometimes I worry that I'm starting to forget.

Casper: Forget what?

Kat: My mom. Just certain things. The sound of her making breakfast downstairs. The way she'd put on her lipstick, so carefully. I do remember, she always used Ivory soap, and when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in, so deep. And I remember before I'd go to sleep she'd whisper in my ear, "stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks, and a happy girl in the morning." Casper?

Casper: Hmm?

Kat: If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?

Casper: No. She'd never forget you. Kat?

Kat: [about to sleep] Mm-hmm?

Casper: If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

Casper: Kat?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

Casper: [whispers] Can I keep you?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

[Casper kisses Kat on the cheek]

Kat: Casper, close the window. It's cold.

[Casper curls up in bed by Kat's side]

Kat: You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps!

Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [in unison] Thank you!

Kat: I mean, what's your problem? He's just cleaning the floor!

Stretch: Hey, shut up, skinbag!

Kat: Piss off!

Stretch: Take a hike!

Kat: Get a grave!

Carrigan Crittenden: DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm you!

Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!

[Carrigan laughs]

Dibs: You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's 'always kick 'em when they're down'. And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!

[grabs vial]

Dibs: Sorry, sweetheart; we're through!

Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps as she sees that Dibs is about to break the vial] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm you!

Dibs: [chuckles sarcastically] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog, called 'Carrigan' - a bitch, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!

Carrigan Crittenden: And you have a flight to catch!

Dibs: Huh?

[Carrigan flings Dibs out the window]

Carrigan Crittenden: [turns to Casper and Kat, calmly] Any other takers?

Casper: No, but aren't you forgetting something?

Carrigan Crittenden: What?

Casper: Your unfinished business.

Carrigan Crittenden: My what?

Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have EVERYTHING. I'm... just... perfect!

[she laughs evilly until a flash of light comes out of her as a sign that she is crossing over]

Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps] Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business!

[more flashes of light appear]

Carrigan Crittenden: I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!

[Carrigan screams as the flashes of light causes her to vanish without a trace]

Dr. Harvey: Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk.

Kat: It's a little late for that, Dad.

Dr. Harvey: How late?

Kat: Oh, don't worry, not that late.

[after seeing a ghost]

Kat: Dad, I'm sorry.

Dr. Harvey: For what?

Kat: For not believing you, for thinking you were a total loser.

Dr. Harvey: Aww honey... apologize later!

Kat: I can see right through you.

Casper: Yeah, kind of happens when you haven't got any skin.

[last lines]

Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?

Casper: [friendly] Couldn't have been better.

Dr. Harvey: It ain't over get. BOYS!

[the Ghostly Trio appears and start playing Casper's song]

Kat: In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.

Kat: I know it looks kind of funky and stuff from the outside. But, I mean, I don't know... Inside it's kind of cool.

Amber Whitmire: Well, yeah, if you drink blood.

Jeannie: You're fucking dead!

Kat: I was, but now I'm back!

Sox: Not possible. This is not possible.

Lillith: How does it feel?

Kat: Great. I've never felt more alive!

Gaia: Oh sweet irony!

[Kat turns to walk away]

Lillith: Hey, where are you going?

Kat: I'm going to dance.

Kat: [getting back to her "Collected Works of Nietzsche" after becoming a zombie] This makes so much more sense now.

Jimmy: Your hands are so cold. Whoa! That's interesting. Your tongue is so dry.

Kat: Then get it wet!

Kat: [to Jessy] Kid, it takes more than desperation to get out there on that stage. You either got it or you don't, baby.

Kat: [to Jessy] You have to be a warrior. A soldier. Fearless. Uninhibited. A stripper with a take-no-prisoners, raw, survival instinct.

Kat: Love is dead.

Nikki: [talking about pussy] What does it taste like?

[Kat is going to respond but Nikki interrupts]

Nikki: Look, does it taste like chicken? Does it taste like potatoes? I mean, does it taste like tuna?

Kat: Don't... Oh, I can't. No, it...

Nikki: [interrupts] You know, it smells like tuna.

Kat: Is this some hillbilly reality show type of thing?

Harper Alexander: You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat.

Harper Alexander: My daddy proposed to my mama right here on this spot.

Kat: My daddy proposed to my mom in the back of a '69 Chevy.

Kat: [about to be drawn and quartered] I think this might be taking it just a little bit too far.

Harper Alexander: Frankly, Miss Pussy, I don't give a damn.

[Harper ties a blindfold over Kat's eyes]

Kat: Ohh, I didn't know my Southern gentleman had a touch of kink in him.

[When Harper removes her blindfold, Kat discovers her wrists and ankles have been tied to four horses]

Kat: Harper, honey, this isn't what I had in mind.

Harper Alexander: Well, Miss Pussy, it's *exactly* what I had in mind.

Kat: Trevor you have no idea what's going on in your own brain

[telephone conversation]

Danny: Did I have a shot with you? This is sort of important.

Kat: Uh... well, I think you're awesome, but the short answer is no.

Danny: What's... what's the long answer?

Kat: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Trevor: I don't think I've... ever seen you not in your... workout clothes before.

Kat: No, you've seen me not in workout clothes.

Arthur Poppington: Why do you smoke that stuff?

Kat: Why do you dress up like a superhero?

Arthur Poppington: Mmm... 'Cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor, I'm not Arthur any more. I'm a million times better than Arthur.

Kat: Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me, either. It's the same.

Arthur Poppington: Yeah, but you should want to be you because you're really pretty.

Kat: Defender?

Arthur Poppington: [Emphasizing] De-FEN-DOR!

Kat: Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.

Arthur Poppington: You shouldn't take other people's stuff.

Kat: Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your cock now?

Kat: Oink, oink, motherfucker.

Kat: That kind of information doesn't just grow on trees.

Arthur Poppington: Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.

Kat: Yeah, and...?

Arthur Poppington: Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.

Kat: Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not fucking Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?

Arthur Poppington: Why do you lie?

Kat: I'm good at it.

Kat: Uh, Mr. Henry...

Will Henry: Yeah?

Kat: Are you okay?

Will Henry: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.

Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?

Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.

Kat: They split up.

Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.

Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...

Will Henry: Hey, how do you know where I live?

Kat: What, dude! Come on, I'm 19. I know everything about everything.

Kat: It is with great sadness that I say, this is my last week in New York.

Kat: I know it sucks, we'll make the best of this.

Henri: Hi, I'm Henri.

Lily: I'm Lily, this is...

Kat: Kat.

David: Can you go anywhere without drinking?

Kat: Yeah, when I'm stoned.

[first lines]

Kat: Big Al has a huge cock.

Kat: Life is like sex, you want it done right you have to do it yourself

Kat: What makes you think you're going to get free?

Mia Hall: What am I gonna do? I am being completely torn in half.

Kat: You're going to go to Julliard and play the hell out of your cello. Or, you're not. You're gonna stay with Adam and have lots of amazing adventures. Or you're not. Or maybe tomorrow, the Earth's gonna smash into a meteor, or it's not. Life is this big fat gigantic stinking mess. But that's the beauty of it too. Whatever you do, I support you. Either way, you win. And also either way there's something that you lose. What can I say, baby? True love's a bitch.

Kat: She shouldn't be scared to hang out with those guys, they're us.

Denny: Exactly.

Denny: Ok, this is painful to watch. Look, who knows what time the mail is gonna even be delivered today. Come on you gotta come with us.

Kat: Come on baby, pretty soon you're gonna be going off to college no matter where you're going. How many snow days are we gonna be able to spend together?

Mia Hall: Are you guys really using the guilt card right now?

Kat: We'll let you pick the music.

Mia Hall: And bribery.

Denny: Honey, guilt and bribery are the glue that have held parents and teenagers together for generations. Don't fight tradition.

Mia Hall: Fine.

Kat: Babe, are you sure it's a bee?

Adam: Oh, yeah. We gotta get this stinger out.

Mia Hall: No, we're not doing that!

Adam: Trust me, this is the only thing I learned in Boy Scouts.

[gently sucks on her hand]

Adam: Got it.

[family applause]

Kat: Wow.

Willow: Way hotter than tweezers.

Henry: Stand down, woman, you're already knocked up.

Adam: You know, you should get stung more often. I'm sorry to sat that's the furthest we've gotten since our first date.

[first lines]

Mia Hall: At the age of 26, Ludwig Beethoven went deaf, ending his career as a successful concert pianist. But determined not to let a little thing like his hearing end his music career, my pal Ludwig became a composer. Turned out the new gig suited him. It's like that old saying, "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." Take my dad. When my little brother, Teddy, was born, he quit his band to get a real job. But then he fell in love with teaching. Now he spends his days in the mosh pit that is high school English class. Or my mom, a riot girl who found her calling as a part-time travel agent and a full-time supermom. These days she only moshes with Teddy.

Kat: Schooch over, dude.

Mia Hall: And then there's me. I thought I knew where I was going. I thought I had it all mapped out. Turns out, I had no idea.

Kat: Die, you fucking evil Oompa Loompa!

Kat: Once youve killed Alice, your a killer for life. Your just like me Alice, your insane.