Karma Johnstone Quotes in Hurricane Bianca (2016)

Karma Johnstone: It's a poncho, bitch.

Richard Martinez: I'm Richard.

Karma Johnstone: Karma. Karma Johnstone.

Richard Martinez: Your parents must be a good time.

Karma Johnstone: Why's that?

Richard Martinez: Well, most parents don't name their children after Buddhist principles.

Karma Johnstone: Would you prefer that I had a normal name, something plain, like Mary?

Cowboy Willie: Mary's not plain! Mary's angelic!

Karma Johnstone: I know plenty of Marys. None are angelic.

Cowboy Willie: Mary was the mother of Jesus!

Karma Johnstone: If someone were to ask me to bear the child of God, I'd have to say no.

Cowboy Willie: You'd abort the baby Jesus? Abortion is murder!

[last lines]

Karma Johnstone: In the end, Hurricane Bianca was just the right kinda storm that this little town needed.

[wicked laugh heard from Richard/Bianca]