Karma Quotes in House of the Dead (2003)

Jordan Casper: What the hell was that thing?

Karma: Our best friend.

Jordan Casper: Not anymore.

Jordan Casper: [From the Funny Version]

[after killing the Cynthia zombie]

Jordan Casper: What the hell was that thing?

Karma: I don't know... I gave a shit.

[laughter in background]

Karma: I think you've been really brave tonight. And you still look pretty damn sexy.

Yarakunda: Where are you taking me?

Karma: To a place... where the sun always shines.

Tashi: Know what I heard? That in the next village there are lots of beautiful girls. And they're fair-skinned and sexy. But look at our girls! All burnt by the sun. And skinny, as if they were starving.

Karma: All you think about is girls.

Tashi: Of course. That's because I'm a man and you're just a kid.

[after meeting two older cowgirl women in their motel's bar, they both invite Tyler to their room. They then tell him to lie down and surprise him by tying him up to the bed]

Tyler: Whatever you're doing back there, just... be careful because I bruise easy.

Karma: What do you think, Claire? Should we use the baby carrot or the Excalibur?

Tyler: Oh, baby carrot. Baby carrot.

Claire: Gosh, honey, it looks like we left the carrot at home. Too bad. So very, very sad. Load me up.

[Karma raises up the Excalibur and Claire oils it up]

Tyler: Oh, dear Lord.

Tyler: [overheard by Nick and Sasha from their room moments later with sounds of Tyler's bed banging in the background] This is great. Oh!