Kar Quotes in Bulletproof Monk (2003)

Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?

Kar: What the hell is that?

Monk With No Name: Air is as real as you and me. You have to step on it as if it were a stone, swim through it as if it were the sea. All you have to do is truly believe.

Kar: Believe what, that the laws of gravity don't exist?

Kar: So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.

[Monk puts some ointment on Kar's hand]

Kar: Hey, I like this. It's cool. It's comfy. It's fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it?

Monk With No Name: Homemade. From my own urine.

[Kar sniffs his hand]

Kar: That's disgusting!

Cabbie: [playing ethnic music with no words] Do you guys like this music?

Kar, Monk With No Name: ...Yea!

Cabbie: It's the bomb diggity.

[phone rings]

Cabbie: Excuse me I have to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.

Kar: You can at least tell me why those guys were chasing you

Monk With No Name: All right.

[throws off coat]

Monk With No Name: Let me put it in a language you will understand.

Kar: [softly] ok

Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of just eight?

Kar: Wha! What the hell is that? You can't answer my question with another question, 'specially not one as stupid as that

Monk With No Name: When you attain the state of enlightenment that allows you to answer my question, I will answer yours