Kaplan Quotes in Resident Evil (2002)

Kaplan: Bitch wouldn't open the door, so I had to fry her.

Kaplan: What are they? It's pretty goddamn obvious what they are. Lab coats, badges, THOSE PEOPLE USED TO WORK HERE!

Kaplan: You're going to have to work for your meal.

Kaplan: [surrounded by zombies, Kaplan contemplates suicide and finds one bullet left in his gun] That's lucky.

Kaplan: [the team runs towards Rain after hearing gunshots] What was all the shooting?

Rain: We found a survivor.

Kaplan: And you shot him?

Rain: She was crazed. She bit me.

Red Queen: I implore you.

Kaplan: Implore away!

Spence: [J.D. enters a code to open a secured door] You got it?

J.D.: See how easy that was?

Kaplan: [the door opens only to find a room extremely full of the undead flesh-eating zombies] Shit!

Rain: [yells] J.D., no! Grab my hand and hold it real tight!

J.D.: Don't let me go!

J.D.: [the zombies pulls J.D. back; Rain lets him go] RAIN! FUCK! NO!

[zombies chomping and devouring; J.D. screaming]

Kaplan: She was right. We are gonna die down here.

Kaplan: [they see the holographic representation of the Red Queen] It's a Holographic representation of the Red Queen, modeled after the head programmer's daughter. Don't listen to anything she says. She's only trying to deceive us... confuse us... she'll say anything to stop us shutting her down.

Kaplan: I don't like it any more than you do, Reed, but listen.

Sgt. Reed: You listen to me, you asshole! You're talking about shutting down a major metropolitan police force! Without cops, this city would tear itself apart!

Kaplan: Well, I'll tell you what we should do. We should strike. Fuck 'em!

Kaplan: I lost my first wife, my first family. Two beautiful little girls. In the war, in the camps. I thought for a long time the loss would kill me but, I survived.

Charles Heller: How?

Kaplan: By creating a ritual to keep me alive. To survive the death of people close to you, you need a ritual. A ritual for revenge is what I made. I thought about it and planned it every waking moment. When I got out I spent three years tracking down the doctor who sent them to the camps.

Charles Heller: Did you fing him?

Kaplan: I found him, yes.

Charles Heller: What did... what did you do?

Kaplan: I created one last ritual. With these hands I strangled him.

Charles Heller: It didn't bring them back from the dead.

Kaplan: No, it brought me back from the dead!