Kanji Lalji Mehta Quotes in OMG: Oh My God! (2012)

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: [dropping Kanji off at a street corner] Go straight then left, then right, then left, and your house will be next.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: If you can drop me here then you can drop me at my house.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: My job is to show the way. It's your job to find destiny.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Where there is religion, there is no space for truth... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Why do spirits become restless after death? When a person dies, he gets freedom. Then, why does he become restless?

Mahadev: It's not like that. What if someone's last wish remains unfulfilled?

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Yes. Then the son will fulfill it.

Jigna: To pay for that sin, she is fasting today.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Tell me one thing. How can MY sins be forgiven if she fasts?

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Hello.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Who is it?

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: God.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: What?

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: If you were Muslim, I'd be your messenger. if you would be Christian, then Jesus. You are a Hindu. That's why Krishna.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: God came to mess with me in a tuxedo.

[Krishna now legally owns Kanji's house]

Kanji Lalji Mehta: What is this? How could he sell my house? I was about to pay him.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: But I've already paid him.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: It's not possible! This is MY house!

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Relax. Chill, chill. When you get the "act of God" money, to the God you can pay back and I'll go from here. By the way, I'll leave as soon as my project is over.