Kangaroo Jack Quotes in Kangaroo Jack (2003)

Kangaroo Jack: [singing from "Rapper's Delight"] /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

Charlie Carbone: Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?

Kangaroo Jack: Money? Oh, you mean that money

[a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]

Charlie Carbone: Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

Sal Maggio: [as a kangaroo] If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

Charlie Carbone: Sal?

Sal Maggio: I've asked you to do something. This is not that!

Charlie Carbone: It's you.

Kangaroo Jack: Yeah, it's me. Love the jacket, Charlie. It's hard to get something that fits my shoulders. Nice! How did you know Red was my favorite color?

Charlie Carbone: [surprised] You can talk!

Kangaroo Jack: And I can sing.

[sings "Rapper's Delight"]

Charlie Carbone: This is great.

Kangaroo Jack: I can sing, I can dance, I can even do impersonations.

[imitating Dr. Evil]

Kangaroo Jack: Throw me a friggin' bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him... Mini Roo!

Louis Booker: [as a kangaroo] You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!

Sal Maggio: Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.

Kangaroo Jack: Oy! Chicken blood!

Louis Booker, Sal Maggio, Kangaroo Jack: Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!