Kamehl Butabi Quotes in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Steve Butabi: I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.

Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.

Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.

Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!

Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD!

[runs off crying]

[on his marriage]

Steve Butabi: Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?

Kamehl Butabi: [Mocking Steve and Doug's repeated joke] Yes... nooooooo.

Kamehl Butabi: What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?

Doug Butabi: That's right.

Steve Butabi: Exactly.

Kamehl Butabi: What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.

[Kamehl takes their car keys]

Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi: [In perfect synchronization] What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!

Kamehl Butabi: Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

Barbara Butabi: Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.

Kamehl Butabi: Can you wait until after the ceremony please?

Kamehl Butabi: What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them!

Doug Butabi: It's *NOT* a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme!

Kamehl Butabi: You're a jungle theme!

Doug Butabi: Dad would be really proud of us right now.

Kamehl Butabi: What are you idiots doing?