Kaltag Quotes in Balto (1995)

Star: They should build a statue of him!

Kaltag: You said it!

Star: I did?

Nikki: I hit my head on somethin'.

Kaltag: Yeah. *My* head!

Kaltag: He'll feel that tomorrow!

Nikki: I think he is feeling it now.

Kaltag: Ouch!

Nikki: [about Steele] Congratulations, there, boss, there. It was a pleasure runnin' behind you's. 'Course the view got monotonous.

Kaltag: You're the most amazing, the most exalted, the most pre-eminent, the most top drawn.

Star: You won!

Kaltag: Balto! What are you, nuts? If Steele catches you around here, he's gonna turn ya into kibble!

Nikki: Why not let the half-dog run? It will be fun making him eat our snow.

Kaltag: [after Steele throws Balto against the rock] That can't be legal!

Nikki: Yeah!

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: You hit him!

Nikki: [about Steele] That son of a...

[gets interrupted by Kaltag]

Kaltag: He's the most malicious, the most disgusting, the most obnoxious, the most revolting, the most repulsive, the most...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He's no lap dog!

[laughs nervously, then bonks himself on the head]

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up!

[laughs, then gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Nikki: [Steele and Balto are about to fight] This is gonna be goooood.

Kaltag: Yeah.

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: [says something barely understandable] Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!

Nikki: Two bones says Steele takes him.

Kaltag: You're on.

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: Feathers! Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!

Star: [in disbelief; sees Balto sliding down the icy hill] Balto?

Kaltag: Balto! How did you find us?

Balto: Is anyone hurt?

Steele: Everyone

[pause]

Steele: is

[pause]

Steele: fine.

Star: Yeah, but our musher hit his head. He didn't get up.

Nikki: And he's not moving.

Balto: Alright. Follow me. I can lead you home.

Steele: We don't need your help.

Star: Maybe we should listen to Balto.

[Steele glares at Star; Star cringes and shuts his mouth]

Nikki: Well... how would you's get us home?

Balto: I marked the trail. Like this.

[scratches a tree; Steele knocks it down]

Steele: *I'll* get us back. *I'm* the lead dog! *I'm* in charge!

Balto: Then let me just take back the medicine. The children are getting sicker.

[looks at the crate on the sled]

Steele: Touch that box, and I'll tear you apart.

Balto: Steele! I'm not leaving without that medicine.

[holding his ground; tries to help with the medicine]

Steele: Who do you think you are?

Balto: Since when do you need a pedigree to help someone?

[pause]

Balto: Let me help you.

Steele: [minutes later, as Steele watches Balto and the team head toward Nome] Go ahead wolf-dog! You'll never get home! I'll make sure of that!

Star: [Balto has stopped, and is looking at the marked trees; he detects Steele's scent on some of them] Which way, Balto? Which way?

Balto: [looks around desperately] Uh, this way.

[continues leading the team through the forest; sees Steele's scratch-marks on every tree]

Balto: No, it can't be!

Kaltag: Why are you taking us in circles?

Balto: I'm not! I mean... I don't know!

[gesturing toward the marked trees]

Balto: It's Steele!

Nikki: [referring to Steele] Maybe we was better off with him.

Balto: No! Come on! Mush!

[starts running, going a little too fast]

Star: Balto! Slow down! Please!

Kaltag: [about Balto] He has the most endurance, the most fidelity, the most intelligence...

Star: They should build a statue of him!

Kaltag: [Star flinches, thinking he'll be hit again] *You* said it!

Star: I did?

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe it's just fear talking, but I am seeing wisdom in this advice. Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: Feathers! Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!