K9 Guard Quotes in The Pink Panther (2006)
K9 Guard Quotes:
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TSA Agent: I'm gonna ask you again: What's in your pocket, sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have... in my pocket... a couple of "hamburstfers".
[Clouseau mispronounces "hamburgers" and continues to do so throughout the scene]
TSA Agent: What?
[Jimbo, the German shepherd, barks cautiously]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I have... in my pocket... a couple of "durvergers".
TSA Agent: Sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Amwerters.
TSA Agent: Sir, in your pocket, you have...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have... four anholders.
TSA Agent: I'm - I'm sorry, once more?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Amwerers.
TSA Agent: [growing frustrated] Again!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Dervers!
TSA Agent: Sir?
[a man in the crowd asks "What's going on"?]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Handbirders!
TSA Agent: Sir, sir, I'm losing my patience.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [tesstily] Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?
TSA Agent: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm simply telling you I have a couple of amburtars.
TSA Agent: I've got an end-darter down on six. I've got an end-darter down on six!
National Guard: Locked and loaded, sir! Show me your hands, sir!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I'll just show you!
[Clouseau takes his hands out of his pockets]
TSA Agent: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Ponton goes beyond the barrier ribbon]
Security Guard: No no no, stay here, sir!
K9 Guard: Sic him, W.!
[a German shepherd named W. leaps at Clouseau]
-- K9 Guard
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