Justin Quotes in Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

Justin: Good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.

Adam Park: Rocky?

Justin: [Exiting his Zord] Wow, cool!

Tanya Sloan: Justin, what are you doing here?

Justin: Rocky couldn't make it, so he sent me!

Adam Park: What are you talking about?

Justin: Guys! I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn't that cool? Alpha had to give me a crash course in driving, good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.

Mrs. Egan: What do you WANT?

Justin: I want

[points at her glass eye]

Justin: THAT!

Justin: [Joan has crushed Justin's arm in a door, he manages to force it open knocking her to the ground]

[enraged]

Justin: You... hurt me!

[Joan screams]

Justin: [Justin pulls out his Jack Knife and brutally stabs her]

Justin: Don't you ever run away from me!

Joan: What are you doing?

Justin: I just wanted to make sure you're alright.

Joan: Well, I'm alright do you need any...

[Justin walks towards her]

Justin: What's the matter? Do you think I'm gonna hurt you?

Joan: Look, there's no offense, but I really... I don't... I really don't know you.

Justin: You're afraid of me, aren't you?

Joan: [she slowly backs up the stairs] No, I just want you to leave. I... want you to leave.

Justin: Well, I... just want to take your picture.

[he pulls out a camera]

Justin: You're pretty, okay?

Joan: No! Look, you're wife, she's outside waiting for you!

Justin: [Justin slowly lowers the camera] That's not my wife.

Joan: [she pushes a lamp at him] Get out!

[Joan runs up the stairs]

Justin: Don't you ever run away from me!

Justin: [about Lara] So she's in alot of trouble right?

Lawson: Forget her the scumbag she ran off with the fucker's gonna wish he'd never been born

Justin: [angrily pulling out his jack knife and sticking it too Lawson's neck] No i'm not

Justin: [on seeing his little sister's murder by his mother] IT'S IN MY HEAD! YOU THINK I CAN TURN IT OFF... LIKE A TV?

Justin: [snatching away a gun pointed at him] Sorry, maam, firearms aren't allowed on this bus.

Justin: [on Lawson surviving the crash] This guy's got more lives than a cat!

[last lines]

Local cop: That was some crash!

Justin: [showing a polaroid] Yeah... hey, look, I took a picture!

Justin: Someday, we must all pay the real bill for our deeds.

Justin: My dinosaur mistake is too big for anyone's check book too take.

Justin: [on being cornered by one of his creations] His final words... his final words?

[shrugs]

Justin: Rock and roll.

Faith Mattis: Justin, who exactly is this?

Justin: Your bodyguard, ma'am.

Conor Gallagher: Deputy Conor Gallagher, U.S. Marshal Service.

Faith Mattis: Nice to meet you Deputy, sorry about the waste of trip.

Faith Mattis: [looks at Justin] Have somebody see the deputy out and make sure he gets parking validation. I'll be in my office.

Jenner: I learned this much: take what you can, when you can.

Justin: Then you have learned nothing.

Jenner: Hear me! The Thorn Valley Plan is the aspiration of idiots and dreamers! We...

[sees Justin]

Jenner: We were just talking about you.

Justin: That's refreshing, Jenner, usually you're screaming about us.

Justin: It was you. You did it. You killed Nicodemus. That was no accident.

Jenner: Yes. I killed him.

Justin: [Sneaks up behind Mr. Ages and covers his eyes] Reveal thy name.

Mr. Ages: Justin, you featherhead! Get your hands off me!

Justin: [after battling Jenner] Friends, tonight we journey to Thorn Valley. We will leave no tracks - no evidence that the rats of NIMH ever existed. Come...

Justin: It's Jenner. He's at it again.

Mr. Ages: There blows an ill wind!

Justin: He's before the Grand Council now. This time he's attacking Nicodemus openly.

Mr. Ages: And the plan, no doubt.

Justin: Nothing will come of it. I'll pass.

Mr. Ages: Beware, boy, he's dangerous! He'll be the undoing of the rats of NIMH.

Billy Fitzgibbons: Mom don't let the cat in yet, I've caught a mouse.

Mrs. Fitzgibbons: A mouse?

Billy Fitzgibbons: Can I keep it, can I?

Mrs. Fitzgibbons: No silly um, put it outside.

Justin: Damn.

Billy Fitzgibbons: Aww mom please? I can feed it the portion ok.

Mrs. Fitzgibbons: Oh alright, come on junior.

Justin: I'll have to come back for you later.

Jenner: The plan is nothing but folly, a doddering old fool's fantasy! Nicodemus would have us destroy this colony only to lead us to starvation in some wilderness!

Justin: He! Good old Jenner.

[first lines]

Justin: [voiceover] Welcome to the kingdom of Gabilonia, once home to the bravest knights of all - but not anymore. Ever since knights were forced to leave the kingdom and justice officers took their place, we get a new law every day.

Justin: How come you fight so well?

Talia: Five older brothers.

Justin: Sounds like a lovely family.

Justin: A knight who asks for money to sign his name is a false knight.

[Justin reveals he wants to be a knight]

Reginald: Knights are outlawed. You would be breaking the law, and I will not let my son do that.

Justin: Maybe the law's wrong.

Reginald: What? Now listen. Knights no longer exist because we don't need them. You will be twice the hero when you learn the letter of the law rather than the inarticulate ravings of the sword.

Tommy: For the audition, you will sing 16 bars of Kelly Clarkson's 'Since You've Been Gone'. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick, Justin here, will be collecting your information.

Justin: [Walking behind Tommy] If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.

Tommy: [Looks over at Justin] I know.

[Looks back at audience]

Tommy: But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confuse sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life. NOW. don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this.

Tommy: Listen up, A-ca-ballers. I have been rejected by the Army, shoved into a Dora The Explorer backpack, and pushed into the girls' locker room wearing nothing but suspenders. But no matter. I am in the world that I love. And with the assistance of my boy Justin...

Justin: My liege.

Tommy: ...I launch this year's audition.

[whispers]

Tommy: Belly roll.

[while Justin is drumming on his stomach]

Tommy: The most recent ICCA national champion winners get to pick the audition song.

[Justin mimics cymbal crashing]

Beca: [whispering with other Bellas, excluding Aubrey and Chloe] All right nerds! Let's go with...

Justin: The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Justin: What?

[Patches throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]

Amber: Justin! I love you!

Justin: I lov...

White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chachi!

Owen: [after Patches O'Houlihan has been killed] Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter!

Dwight: Yeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!

Justin: [Whispers to Gordon] What's a taint?

Gordon: I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!

White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Ball me, Blazer.

[Blazer passes him a dodgeball]

White Goodman: Show them, Fran.

[Fran takes the ball and hurls it at a man on the other side of the bar, knocking him into the jukebox. He drops to the floor, limp]

White Goodman: And that's just her change-up. End of demo. We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!

Justin: [frightened whisper] I think that guy might really be dead.

Justin: How many teams are in this qualifier?

Gordon: Uh, two.

Justin: So all we have to do is beat this team and we're in the Vegas Open, right?

Gordon: Yeah!

Owen: That seems pretty simple.

Dwight: Who's the other team?

Gordon: Uh, I have it right here, just a second... Troop 417.

Steve the Pirate: Christ! We're playin' Boy Scouts!

Peter La Fleur: Not quite!

[Troop 417 are tough-looking Girl Scouts; one spits on the ground]

Steve the Pirate: BOLLOCKS!

Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?

Justin: Yeah. Why?

Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.

Justin: This place is too important to us! Gordon, where do you go when your wife changes the locks?

Gordon: Average Joe's.

Justin: Right! Dwight, Owen, what are you going to do if Average Joe's closes? You gonna work at the airport again?

Dwight: Say what? I ain't working at no airport!

Justin: No, 'cause you hated it! Steve! Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do?

Steve the Pirate: Garrr! Joe's be the only place for Steve!

Peter La Fleur: Don't worry so much about this Amber situation. It'll all work itself out in the end.

Justin: Thanks, Pete.

Peter La Fleur: You'll laugh at this one day. I'm laughing already.

[before the championship game]

Peter La Fleur: Okay guys, let's play smart. Wait for your two-on-ones, cover closely for your pickups. What's our team motto?

Owen: Aim low?

Peter La Fleur: That's right. All I'm asking is that you give it your best for Patches. I say we go out there, we let it all hang loose, try to have some fun. I mean, it's only dodgeball, right?

[Everyone laughs]

Peter La Fleur: Put 'em in.

[Hands in]

Peter La Fleur: One, two, three...

Peter La Fleur, Owen, Justin, Kate Veatch, Dwight, Gordon: JOE'S!

Justin: Well, it'll be worth my while when I make the cheerleading squad this time. Prove to Amber and everyone else that I'm not a loser.

Peter La Fleur: Wait, you want to make the cheerleading squad to prove to a girl that you are not a loser?

Justin: Yeah... Why?

Peter La Fleur: Nothing, just high school's changed a little since I was a kid.

Justin: Feel my aura.

Vada Sultenfuss: I don't think I'm allowed to.

Justin: Could you be a girl for just 5 seconds

Viola: Ok... First of all it's not a stupid soccer issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, times up.

[slaps him in the face]

Viola: What are you talking about? Why are you lying?

Justin: Viola! End of discussion.

Viola: FINE. End of relationship.

Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Viola: Aww. You are so full of...

Coach Pistonek: [whistle blows] Back to practice.

Justin: [kisses Viola] Ok, you are really getting good.

Viola: Aw, you too. I mean when we first started going out, you couldn't kiss at all.

Justin: I meant at soccer.

Viola: Aw, really?

Justin: Absolutely. You're already better than half the guys on my team.

Viola: Hmm... probably more than half.

[kisses justin]

Justin: What do you mean I couldn't kiss at all?

Viola: Don't worry, I've taught you well.

Duke: What're you gonna do, drown me in your tears?

Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.

Justin: [Justin blocks duke's shot] That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

Coach Pistonek: Hi girls, heard the bad news.

Viola: Bad? It's a disaster!

Coach Pistonek: I know. Well if there's anything I can help you with, you just say the word.

Viola: As a matter of fact, there is. We want to try out for the boy's team.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: [laughs] Uh, anything besides that.

Viola: Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough!

Coach Pistonek: I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

Viola: All we're asking for is one shot.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win.

Viola: And we can help you win.

Justin: Hey, baby. What's going on coach?

Coach Pistonek: Umm, girls here want to try out for the team.

[first lines]

Justin: Oh! She shoots, she scores! Goal!

Justin: Who's that?

Gil: It's my kid brother, Larry, your uncle. Don't give him any money.

Justin: I won't.

[In the car after the baseball game, Kevin is singing "The Diarrhea Song" while Taylor laughs]

Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Karen: Kevin, honey, where did you learn that song?

Kevin Buckman: Last summer at camp, Mom.

Gil: Ah, that was money well spent.

Justin, Taylor, Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Justin: [seeing Taylor get pushed around in a school play] They're hurting my sister!

Gil: He's going! Get him!

Justin: Hang on, Taylor! Taylor, I'm gonna save you.

Nathan: What are you so upset about?

Susan: Nathan, she's weird. She's a weird child. I think a few days a week of preschool could be very helpful.

Nathan: This is not the right age for Patty to be socially activated. We went through this.

Susan: She's not a bomb, she's a little kid who has no ability to relate to other little kids.

Nathan: [points at Justin] You want her to relate to him?

[Justin currently has his head stuck in the back of a sun lounger]

Justin: Help, help, help.

Patty: [reading a book] The Penal Colony, by Franz Kafka.

Gil: Hey, Nathan, Patty a doctor yet?

Nathan: Mock if you will.

Gil: All right.

Nathan: Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.

Gil: What are you saying, Patty can learn things I can't learn?

Nathan: [lays out four cards with lots of red dots stuck on them] Patty, which one of these is the square root of 8,649?

Patty: [looks at the cards for a few seconds then points at one] 93.

[Nathan picks up the card, checks the answer on the back then shows it to Gil. Patty is correct. Gil pulls an expression of disbelief and thumps his head with his palm]

Nathan: They're like sponges, Gil, just waiting to absorb.

Justin: [picks up one of the cards] I want this.

Nathan: You see? Take my advice, forget about Kevin and Taylor, it's too late. Work on Justin.

Gil: Actually, Justin is quite bright. In his preschool class, he was the only...

[Justin picks one of the red dot stickers off the card and puts it in his mouth]

Gil: Slow down, Justin. I'll get you some dip.

Justin: Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch moded!

Ryan: I got promoted to sergeant!

Justin: You got promoted to sergeant?

Ryan: I felt like I deserved it.

Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.

Justin: I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.

Justin: Life can get confusing, and you lose sight of the person you wanted to be. Sometimes, you have to go through hell and back. To see that the problems you thought were so big in your life, weren't so big after all. And that courage you always wanted, you always had it. You just needed to get in the game. And with hard work, and a little help from a friend, you can become that guy you have always wanted to be.

Justin: You can't fight what we had together.

Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!

Justin: [jauntily] Hey, you look nice.

Martha: I'm dressed for a funeral.

Alexa: You're interested in Kelly?

Justin: Yeah.

Alexa: You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!

Justin: Hey, you're the girl from the beach.

Kelly: My friends call me Kelly for short.

Justin: We need to talk.

Kelly: I have nothing to say to you.

Justin: Why are you being like this?

Kelly: What am I suppose to be like after what you've done?

Justin: What I did?

Kelly: You came on to her! Or should I reenact it for you? It's probably the same little show you put on for me, expect without a boat. I should've believed what everybody said about you in the first place.

Justin: I meant everything I said. And I didn't come on to her. She came on to me.

Kelly: Really? Why would she do that?

Justin: To break us up, Kelly! Listen, if anybody's gonna be mad around here, it should be me. You've been hot and cold. First you're blowing me off, and then you're leaving me these messages.

Kelly: What messages?

Justin: That's exactly what I'm talking about. And you accuse me of being a player. Well, you're the one playing games, Kelly. You know what? Game over.

Eddie: Trust me, getting rejected by text is a lot less humiliating.

Brandon, Justin: Right

Justin: Problem is: type of girls that I want to bang don't wanna bang me. These Hollywood hotties want a guy with power. They want someone who can change their life - and by "life" I mean career.

Ross: What's on her resume?

Justin: [checking] Yeah, I think she's a porn star.

Chase Lockwood: I knew it.

Ben: How can you tell?

Justin: She was the lead in "Fuck My Butt" 3, 4 and 5.

Justin: I'm not homophobic. I'm just scared of gay people.

Ross: She had a lot of air upstairs.

Austin: Yeah, I don't even think she'll know what's goin' on.

Justin: Exactly - and she seems like the type of girl who would let me throw a piece of bologna at her base ass.

Chase Lockwood: My balona has a first name.

Zack: You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know.

Matt: I'll try. I will.

Zack: Does she squirt?

[Matt looks dumbfounded]

Zack: Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like...

Matt: Yeah, yeah.

Zack: Her vagina was like Old Yeller.

Jacob: No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of...

Zack: Yellowstone Park.

Jacob: Yeah.

Zack: Old Geyser.

Jacob: [laughs] No, not...

Matt: Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog.

Justin: Old Yeller is the dog.

Matt: What's the name of the geyser?

Zack: Old Geyser.

Matt, Jacob, Justin: No.

Justin: Old Face...

Matt: Face/Off!

Justin: [During the interrogation of the staff] I am Justin... the butler. I was accused of killing my wife and her lovers. But Lord Morley

[begins crying]

Justin: , bless him!... convinced the authorities it was a case of justifiable insanity... and

[sobs heavier]

Justin: ... and I've served him happily... ever since...

[crying heavily]

Dr. Tart: [Sympathetically] How many lovers did your wife have?

Justin: [Instantly stops crying and says, coldly] Thirteen.

Justin: This is Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart. They were in the yard.

Inspector Winship: That's FROM the Yard.

Justin: [barging in] Hey, cum-guzler!

Kevin: Jesus! You heard of knockin'?

Justin: Woo, who put a bug up your ass?

Justin: I got butt-naked for you, dick-breath. You owe me.

Kevin: If dumb were dirty, you'd cover an acre.

Justin: Well, if brains was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

Kevin: Ain't you done yet?

Justin: When you're bigger'n Dallas it takes longer.

Justin: A-a-are y-you t-the- Are you the demon, Lo?

Lo: [growls] I am that.

Justin: Y-you h-ha... Have great power?

Lo: This, I know.

[Summons then kills rat demon]

Lo: This, I know...

[laughs]

Lo: Now clean the shit from your pants and tell me what you want.

Justin: I'm Justin.

April: Justin...

[sternly]

April: Justin.

[considering]

April: Justin. Hmm.

Justin: And you are?

April: I'm what?

Justin: Your name is...

April: [whispering] January, February, March, April. April!

Lo: Stop! Oh! Oh oh oh! Dinner, I have a question. Did your girlfriend just make up her name?

Justin: You have to do what I say.

Lo: Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name?

Justin: Justin.

Lo: Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you

[proud gasp]

Lo: Dinner!

Justin: It's Justin.

Lo: Dinner! You have to let go of the past.

Justin: [screaming] DAEMON! Foul, horrible, disgusting, daemon! I am your master! You are my doll! When I summoned you, I summoned the power to command you. When I say roll over, that is exactly what you will do! I have seen you toss yourself around this room in a dozen different forms. Planting seeds in my head and laughing as you watched them grow. But I say no more! I am done with the games and the trickery! I will not go away, no matter how many times you poison me! I summoned you, now I command you, Daemon Lo! Scour the depths of hell, find my girl, sit her right down in front of me, and then fuck off.

Justin: [while having an argument with his brain through a cut in his hand] Shut up! Shut up, my brain!

Justin: Can I get a pack of cigarettes?

Paige: Can I get some ID?

Justin: Can you just give me a pass?

Paige: Justin, I would if I ruled the world, but...

Justin: What if you help me, I help you?

Paige: And how are you going to help me?

Justin: Look, you know, I've got some premium grade-A shit back at the motel.

Paige: Really?

Justin: Yeah. You can see for yourself.

Paige: So Justin, my newfound friend, are you from a really big city?

Justin: Uh, no, I'm from all over.

Paige: All over?

Justin: My dad and uncle hustle around a lot, so...

Paige: What do they do?

Justin: All sorts of things. You know, I'm kind of out of the loop.

Mari Collingwood: Um, where's your mom?

Justin: [after a long pause] She's dead.

Mari Collingwood: I'm sorry.

Justin: It's alright.

Mari Collingwood: When did she... die?

Justin: It was a while ago.

Paige: Probably enough death talk. Do you want to move on to a happier subject?

Mari Collingwood: Sure.

Justin: [to Mari] Someone die?

Mari Collingwood: My brother, about a year ago.

Justin: What was his name?

Mari Collingwood: Ben.

Justin: [after long pause] Sorry.

Justin: Dad, look, I was just trying to liquidate some of the...

Krug: [interrupting] Liquidate. Wow. Is that my word or yours?

Justin: Mine... but... am I wrong?

Krug: No, Justin, you're not wrong.

Justin: Dad, what is...

[Krug punches Justin in the stomach]

Krug: [throwing newspaper at him] We made the first page, that's what's going on! We figured they'd have my face on there sooner or later. Now they got Sadie's to boot. Can you believe it, Paige? Mari?

Justin: [to Mari] Sorry, they weren't supposed to be back.

Krug: What? That's your excuse?

Justin: Sorry.

Krug: [sitting next to Justin] Justin, you gotta start putting other people's needs ahead of your own. You knew not to bring anybody back here, but you did it anyway, didn't you?

Justin: Yeah, because...

Krug: [imitating Justin] You guys weren't supposed to be here! Blah blah blah blah. But you did it. It can't be undone. Now you got to take responsibility for that action. It's as simple as that. You know how we do that?

Krug: You ready to be a man?

Justin: What?

Krug: [referring to the girls] Pick one. Or both.

Emma Collingwood: Justin, sweetie, would you like some hot chocolate?

Krug: Well if he doesn't, it'd be a first. What do you say, Justin?

Emma Collingwood: Yeah?

Justin: [reluctantly] Yes, please.

Krug: [upon seeing Justin aiming a gun at him] What are you doing?

Justin: Ending this.

Krug: Well you sure picked a hell of a time to grow some balls. Glad to see you too. Now, look. I'm not mad, alright? Just don't do anything stupid.

[Justin pulls the trigger, but the gun is out of bullets]

Krug: [knocking gun away] My son. I loved you. I took care of you!

[stabs Justin in stomach with fire poker]

Justin: [hurt] Loved?

Krug: [covering Justin's mouth] You don't get to talk now!

Justin: Fuck you!

[first lines]

Richard: Shall we say the words one last time?

Justin: One cannot live fully without embracing suicide in crime.

Richard: Say it.

Justin: A pact made with relentless fire that requires that, while some live, others die.

Richard: On three...

in unison: One, two, three

[gun shot]

Richard: Man cannot live freely without embracing suicide and crime.

Justin: A pact made with relentless fire that says, while some live, others must die.

Justin: All real freedom risks crime. Indeed, freedom *is* crime, because it thinks first of itself and not of the group.

Justin: I enjoy taking indefensible positions and creating an argument for them.

Justin: We have to pay for what we did.

Richard: You can't get fingerprints off of skin.

Justin: You can with a magna brush, or a print camera, or an iodine gun and silver transfer sheets.

Justin: You were going to sit here and watch me kill myself.

Justin: Each of us has within us a weak aspect, eager to give up freedom for the comfort of being dominated. But we also have a will to power that desires freedom - that insists on deciding for ourselves, each of us, individually, what is good, and what is evil.

Jay: You're giving me indigestion.

Justin: Oh, sorry.

Jay: Apology accepted.

Justin: Sometimes God's love can be hard to swallow.

Jay: Not as hard as a dinner plate.

Justin: God loves you.

Jay: Does he? Well, tell God from me if you're the kind of people he hangs about with, stay out of my way. No more guitar, mate. Not in restaurants. There is a time and a place. And your time and place is in a very isolated location, where no-one is likely to be for about a fucking hundred years. Ok? Because Jimmy Hendrix you ain't.

Gal: Very sorry about my friend, please accept my most humble apologies. And if you are speaking to the big man, put a word in for us, will you? Get them all a drink, love. Double orange juices all around.

Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: The thing about real estate accounting is that you can, you can, add down the page or across the page and everything works out. Everyday, everything adds up. The, the total is always the sum of its parts. It's, uh, clean. It's clear. Neat, absolute. But my life, it, uh, it doesn't add up. It, uh... Nothing connects to anything else. It's, uh... I'm not, I'm not the sum of my parts. All my parts don't add up to one... to one me, I guess.

Justin: Get a shrink or a wife.

Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: Uh, I got a wife.

Justin: Get a shrink.

Frankie Donnenfeld: Just get me my money.

Justin: I usually pay when I'm done.

Terence McDonagh: Done smacking her around?

Justin: It's erotic shit, man. I didn't hurt her.

Terence McDonagh: [Throws him against the wall] Just like I'm not hurting you.

Justin: Did I hurt-did I hurt you?

Frankie Donnenfeld: Terence, let's just go.

Terence McDonagh: We don't hit women down south.

Justin: You just made a big mistake, Terry. My father's Andy Winnick. You ever hear of him?

Terence McDonagh: Who?

Justin: One of the biggest developers in the Gulf Coast.

Terence McDonagh: Congratulations.

Justin: Tommy Leonardi's one of his best friends.

Terence McDonagh: Hey, listen to me, scumbag. Don't try to impress me with your father knows some guinea hood. What you've got to take away from this experience is if you ever see that girl again, you turn around and you walk in the opposite direction. You got that?

Justin: Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.

Terence McDonagh: I ever hear about you so much as looking at that girl, you're gonna wish you were born without a dick.

Justin: [Allie is rifling in the shelf; Justin comes up from behind her, putting his hands on her shoulders and puts his mouth close to her hair and neck] I'd like to change my order.

Allie: [giggles] That's not on the menu.

[turns and they share a smooch and Allie rests the sides of her hands on his chest]

Allie: So, how much salt is currently on the floor under your table?

Justin: [smiles] I

[pause]

Justin: needed a way to get you alone. And don't worry: I threw some over my shoulder for good luck.

Allie: [giggles then demeanor becomes somewhat serious] You know, you shouldn't be here.

Justin: I know. But I had some time open and I really wanted to see you.

Allie: I'm sorry I have to sneak around like this.

Justin: I don't know; that time in the back of my car was pretty fun.

[kisses her neck]

Allie: I kind of like having something that is just for me. And there's my mom and her inevitable freak-out.

Justin: It's okay. You don't have to explain. We can take this as slowly as you want.

Allie: Not too slow.

[kisses him, her arms around his neck]

[after visiting the "other place" and waking from a coma, Justin has sealed himself in and airlock]

Peters: Justin, open the door.

Justin: Did you hear it?

Starck: [trying to override the lock] Keep him talking.

Peters: Yes. Yes, I heard it. Do you know what it is?

Justin: It shows you things... horrible things.

Peters: What does?

Justin: The dark inside me from the other place. I won't go back there. I won't.

Peters: No, Baby Bear. Come on, open the door.

D.J.: [enters] What's happening?

Starck: I don't think she can talk him down.

D.J.: She'd better. If he opens the airlock, he's going to turn inside out.

Peters: No, you stay with me.

Starck: I've almost got it.

Peters: You stay with me, Justin. Come on, now! Open that door!

Justin: If you could see the things I've seen, you wouldn't try to stop me.

Justin: Everything's green on my screen, skipper.

Cole: You and Christie. You guys serious?

Justin: Yep. She's the one.

Cole: That's great! You love her, she loves you back.

Justin: Yeah. Sometime, a little too much. It gets to me.

Cole: Do you know how it feels when you're in love with someone and you feel nothing back? Umm? You don't wanna know... Cos every time you gaze into their eyes, a part of you dies. And... I've been dying for three years now.

Cole: There's no such thing as too much love.

Justin: Ray, who did this to you?

Ray: You!

Justin: Oh, I... I'm not the kind of guy who gets together with chicks for... you know... for... for

Kristin: For fun?

Justin: Yeah.

Kristin: Totally, I know guys like that.

Justin: Sensitive?

Kristin: Gay guys. Is that why you guys broke up?

Justin: Huh?

Kristin: Because of your compulsion to suck cock?

Justin: You suck... cock.

Kristin: Nice one.

Sebastian: His eyes are so beautiful. He has sky-blue eyes.

Justin: What is this? What are you talking about?

Sebastian: His hair is like the sun's rays.

Justin: Sebastian...

Sebastian: His body is golden like molten gold. This hand of his... will smooth away these wounds. Justin, he is as beautiful as the sun. This sun which caresses me... is his burning desire. He is Phoebus Apollo. The sun... is his... burning kiss.

Justin: You are marvelous and dance like a god.

Sebastian: Not like a god, Justin, but for God.

Justin: Severus understands your dance?

Sebastian: Yes, he understands.