Justice of the Peace Quotes in The Wedding Banquet (1993)

Justice of the Peace: Okay, now you: "I, Wee-Wee..."

Wei-Wei: Wee-Wee.

Justice of the Peace: "... take you, Wai Tung..."

Wei-Wei: Wee-Wee.

Justice of the Peace: Okay. "To be my wedded husband... to have and to hold..."

Wei-Wei: Holding to have, husband, mine...

Justice of the Peace: "... for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer..."

Wei-Wei: Better and richer, no poorer.

Justice of the Peace: "... in sickness and in health, till death do us part."

Wei-Wei: Till sickness and death.

Justice of the Peace: Groovy. Rings.

Justice of the Peace: [Bill and Connie getting married by a Justice of the Peace] My wife will be the witness. She'll be down in a minute... Oh, here she is now.

Wife of the Justice of the Peace: [Barely glancing at the couple] Are they sober?

Justice of the Peace: Well, I... I... I think so.

Connie Allenbury: This is love, not liquor.

Cindy: Dean, I give you this ring...

Justice of the Peace: As a symbol.

Cindy: As a symbol...

Justice of the Peace: Of my solemn vow.

Cindy: Of my solemn vow...

Justice of the Peace: And everlasting love.

Cindy: And everlasting love...

Justice of the Peace: For as much as you have consented in holy wedlock before God, I do, by the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

[Cindy and Dean embrace in a long kiss]

Justice of the Peace: A barn-burner's the meanest, lowest creature there is.

Justice of the Peace: Opening day of the fishing season and you had to get hitched. Why didn't you come in yesterday?

Stony Brooke: 'Cause the lady didn't say "Yes" until today.

[last lines]

Justice of the Peace: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help... Pardon me. Do you, Tex Reilly, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, so help you?

Elmer, Lullaby's Dummy: "So help him" is right!